1) Go geocaching in Penge. 2) Window shop on Neasden Parade. 3) Watch the pigeons on Camberwell Green. 4) Head to your local Tesco Express for a pint of milk and a loaf of bread. 5) Share photos of Mitcham Parish Cemetery on Instagram. 6) Scroll through Netflix looking for a film you've already seen and know you like. 7) Buy some new underwear from Walthamstow Market. 8) Walk aimlessly along the South Bank. 9) Wake up too late to get out of the house in time for brunch. 10) Do a couple of lengths at Edmonton Leisure Centre. 11) Walk your dog round Harrow Weald Recreation Ground. 12) Find a copy of Friday's Metro and read that on the tube in lieu of real news. 13) Sit on a bench in Carshalton Park and stream some Ed Sheeran. 14) Dither over which pastry to have with your latte at Starbucks in Orpington. 15) Praise the Lord at Belvedere Pentecostal Church. 16) Meet with friends and go for a drink and have a chat. 17) Stand outside a Mayfair restaurant and look at the menu. 18) Go for a ride round the Hainault Loop. 19) Catch that film that's going to win the Oscars at the Odeon Uxbridge. 20) Check your Facebook feed on the Bakerloo line. 21) Make a cup of tea and open some digestive biscuits. 22) Tackle the Wormwood Scrubs parkrun. 23) Count the CCTV cameras overlooking the Kingsway Underpass. 24) Walk alongside the River Brent through Tokyngton Recreation Ground. 25) Buy some vegetables from a stall in Shepherd's Bush Market. 26) Use Zoopla to check the price of that nice house you can't afford. 27) Ride the R68 bus to Kew Retail Park. 28) Mull over whether to do Pizza Express or upgrade to Jamie's Italian. 29) Sell your tat at the Bounds Green School Car Boot Sale. 30) Play crazy golf at Kelsey Park in Beckenham. 31) Check the price of an Uber home from The Bald Faced Stag in Finchley. 32) Visit the Treaty Centre, Hounslow, to select a new vape flavour. 33) Pop up to Level 4 in Northwick Park Hospital for a Costa coffee. 34) Catch up on some hoovering. 35) Have a go on the swings in Beckton District Park while nobody's looking. 36) Walk round the Whitgift Centre a couple of times. 37) Pick a savoury bake from the selection at Greggs in New Malden. 38) Check Twitter to see if your friends are having a better weekend than you. 39) Take the kids to the free chess club at Redbridge Central Library. 40) Sit on your sofa and order a pizza, some wings and a bottle of Diet Coke. 41) Upload some photos of the heritage ironwork at Bromley-by-Bow station. 42) Play your favourite tunes out loud on the upper deck of the 353 bus. 43) Hire a Zipcar to get a new flatpack bookcase home from IKEA. 44) Argue with the Jehovah's Witnesses outside the Bentall Centre, Kingston. 45) Walk round the block until your Fitbit tells you you've finished. 46) Stand on the terraces and cheer on Pitshanger Dynamo FC. 47) Hunt for bargains in the charity shops on Sidcup High Street. 48) Grab a kebab from the takeaway outside the Night Tube. 49) Play Candy Crush until your phone battery runs out. 50) Explore Romford.