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 Monday, March 13, 2017

Ever open the fridge and discover your milk's finished... or even worse, off?

You need milko, the home delivery app.

We've all been there. You need that first cup of tea of the day, but there's no milk. You meant to buy some, but you never got round to it. Maybe there was plenty of milk last night, but your thoughtless flatmate must have used it all. Perhaps a late night macaroni cheese emptied the carton, or an impromptu custard, and now you're stuck.

Nobody enjoys going down to the shops to buy milk. For a start, what a waste of effort, only to buy one thing. There's plenty of other food in your fridge but the milk always runs out first, so you could have stayed indoors if only you had some milk. Worse, this means changing out of your pyjamas, or at least throwing something to camouflage them over the top. All those photographs the tabloids print of celebrities looking awful in trackies, you just know they were only popping out for milk.

And once you get to the shop, it's never only milk you end up buying. Some bread would be useful, you think, because that's bound to run out next. That stack of sweets by the checkout is clearly tempting for this afternoon's sofa marathon. The beer's on special offer, so it would be a pity to miss out. And because you've bought more than you expected the carrier bag's going to be another 5p! Running out of milk can cost you dear.

Fret no more, milk-lovers. Your saviour is milko, the home delivery app.

milko delivers fresh milk direct to your door so that you need never run out. Simply place your order in advance and our milkomen will be round at crack of dawn with all the fresh milk you need to set you up for the day. And we'll take away all your empties at the same time - it really is the perfect recycling service!

Whether it's two or four pints you require, or maybe six for that special occasion, all you have to do is let us know. A few simple presses on our milko app, that's all it takes, and you could be smothering your cornflakes or knocking up a light sponge shortly afterwards. Or simply place a regular order with us, say one pint a day, and we'll have a steady supply of milk on your doorstep every morning come rain or shine.

What's more, whether it's semi-skimmed, goat's milk or soya, we don't mind. We've sourced a wide variety of different types of milk, including lactose-free and gluten-intolerant, even full fat cream if that's what you desire. Imagine waking up to find fresh milk with half an inch of thick buttery goodness floating on it - that's Gold Top milko for you!

Even better, milko's packaging has full green credentials. We don't use cartons, because you'd only throw those away, or need to chuck them in your council recycling bin. Instead all our milk comes in bottles made of glass - the ultimate environmentally-friendly material - and all you need to do is rinse and return. For a hygienic seal our silvery aluminium cap is second to none, and easily recycled, and intermittently bird-proof. We've also standardised our bottles in a single one pint size - that's 568 millilitres for everyone in Metric Land. If you want two pints we'll leave you two bottles, if you want three we'll leave you three and if you want six we'll leave you six. Simples.

If you're worried about how we're going to get your bottles to you, don't be! Our eco-transport strategy is far better for the planet than you hopping in your car and driving down to the supermarket. We've invested in a fleet of slow-moving electric vehicles which will deliver your daily milk quota without a single noxious gas being emitted. Our milko floats will whirr around the streets of your neighbourhood in as efficient a manner as possible, allowing our drivers to get right up close to your front door wherever you are. You won't hear us coming... at least not until the chirpy clink of bottles comes rattling up your steps.

And there's more, because we're not restricting ourselves to just milk. As trusted purveyors of dairy products, there's so much more that we can offer, be that a four-pack of fruity yogurts or a tub of whipping cream. Check the 'dairy solutions' tab on our app for the very latest offerings. We're also in talks with a top supplier to be able to bring you free range eggs and fresh fruit juice, even bacon, making milko your one stop shop for the perfect daily breakfast.

Simply register your basic details on the milko app and you're ready to go. Create a repeat order or order anytime till midnight, or even leave a little note in your empties - we'll be sure to notice! Our excellent delivery team will then target your neighbourhood in their sleek electric vehicles and place your personalised order on your doorstep. Just open your door and pick it up anytime after 7am. We'll even cope if you go away on holiday! Simply tap in your vacation dates in advance and we'll not leave any telltale bottles behind.

Wonderful Service Wonderful idea ...providing essentials at unbeatable price and service...day after day...kudos to the milko team. Don't need to bother about my daily needs as I can schedule everything from milko at my own convenience. Thank you milko team for this awesome shopping experience. Chandra   Absolutely loving it..!! Have been enjoying the services for almost a week now. Its been fantastic..! The list of dairy products are increasing. And the best part is everything reaches at your doorstep early in the morning. All products are fresh and super quality. The milko team has made life simpler. Thanks a ton..! Ben   Amazing service I was looking for a solution to my daily issues in buying milk for my family. Within a few days of commencing, milko has proved to be the one stop solution to all our daily needs arising every other day. I would definitely recommend them to anyone. Keep up the good work..! Lisa

Nobody has ever had an idea like milko before. This level of extreme convenience could never have existed in a pre-digital age. Personalised home milk delivery is a cutting edge solution to an age old problem. Our grand scheme is so far ahead of its time that we're convinced it'll be an enormous hit nationwide. Your daily doorstep pinta is guaranteed.

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