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 Sunday, December 31, 2017

At the very start of 2017 I visited Newyears Green, London's shabbiest village. I wanted to end the year by making a similarly appropriate visit, but there is no Newyears Eve Green, nor a Hogmanay Street anywhere in the country. But London does have an Eve Road, indeed it has four, scattered around the northern half of the capital. So I've been to the complete quartet, and have unearthed some unnerving similarities between them, which hopefully you can help me explain.

Eve Road, Leytonstone, E11



Eve Road E11 is an insignificant street of late Victorian two-storey terraced houses, barely 100 metres in length, in the lower reaches of Leytonstone. It bends off the High Road near the former Thatched House pub, between a takeaway called Caribbean Flavours and a printers I'm chuffed to see is called DG Signs. For the first few steps it belongs very much to the shops, with a row of garages for deliveries and a grubby door leading to flats above. But then it becomes somewhere built for thirty families to live - one telegraph pole, two streetlamps, six trees. All of the original houses have bay windows and arched porches, some with original plasterwork flourishes more recently highlighted in jarring pastel colours. Three houses still have an old Victorian nameplate on the front - something anonymously pastoral like Belgrave Villa - while another is now inadvisably covered in stonecladding.

A handful of modern houses fill the gaps where bombs fell, these even have garages, but everyone else parks out on the street. When a deliveryman calls, his van unavoidably blocks what's left of the central carriageway. Most of Eve Road's front walls appear to have been rebuilt at a variety of times in a variety of bespoke styles, not necessarily attractively. Front gardens are small and narrow, frequently almost-filled by a cluster of Waltham Forest bins, there being no way to wheel these round the back. A tarmac stripe is still visible where some former cable company dug up the pavement. At the far end is Steele Road, whose residents sometimes nip down this way to the shops, but nobody else would ever have need to walk this way. Eve Road is a true residential backwater, but also the very backbone of the capital's housing stock.
Neighbouring streets: Steele Road, Belton Road, Ranelagh Road, Napier Road

Eve Road, Plaistow, E15



Eve Road E15 is an insignificant street of late Victorian two-storey terraced houses, approximately 200 metres in length, below the Greenway close to West Ham station. It runs almost due north, initially arrow straight - two telegraph poles, six streetlamps, no trees. Its houses are relentlessly uniform, each in London brick with redbrick trim, each with bay windows upstairs and down, each topped off with a pointy roof to give the street some character. Houses appear to be of generous width, but closer investigation reveals that each porch leads to two front doors, suggesting closely-packed council maisonettes within. Every front wall is ten bricks high, such is the street's preserved homogeneity, but some residents have attempted to brighten up their frontage with lamps, pebbledash or a swarm of artificial butterflies.

Although house numbers rise beyond 100 they only start at 52, confirming that some serious rebuilding has been going on. The northern half of Eve Road no longer exists, having been demolished in the 1960s to make room for Manor Way, the chief connecting road hereabouts. At the breakpoint a low blue wall seals off direct access, as if awaiting additional redevelopment, and then the road bends sharply right past a row of somewhat bleak parking spaces. What used to be Eve Road, and isn't now Manor Way, has been covered by some typically ordinary Newham flats crammed into whatever space was left over. Here the only public space is a fenced-off lawn, upon which a small trampoline awaits better weather. Eve Road is a curious residential hybrid, but also the very backbone of the capital's housing stock.
Neighbouring streets: Steele Road (demolished), Napier Road, Ranelagh Road

Eve Road, Tottenham, N17



Eve Road N17 is an insignificant street of late Victorian two-storey terraced houses, barely 100 metres in length, a few streets back from Tottenham High Cross. It has only 25 houses, with rather more on one side than the other thanks to being squeezed inbetween two longer streets which merge together further south. The houses bear a striking resemblance to Eve Road in Leytonstone, with similar bay windows and plaster detail, although these porches are flat-topped rather than arched. The road's on a slight uphill slope, with the two corner houses at the top end boasting ornate doorways which suggest these might once have been shops or pubs. A speed bump marks the central point - one telegraph pole, two lampposts, no trees.

Some wag has painted a white line down the centre of the road, although it'd take some careful manoeuvring to pass an oncoming vehicle now that the parked car is king. One resident owns a motor bike and is part of the gig economy, while another isn't yet, as his TX4 taxicab proclaims. Front gardens are once again tiny, and awash with bins, although certain objects too large to fit inside have been left out on the pavement. Several sheets of timber, a soggy mattress and a pink plastic toddler trolley await post-Christmas collection, or perhaps abduction by some local resident who can see a better use of their own. Eve Road is a brief humdrum backstreet, but also the very backbone of the capital's housing stock.
Neighbouring streets: Napier Road, Ranelagh Road, Steele Road, Belton Road

Eve Road, Isleworth, TW7



Eve Road TW7 is an insignificant street of late Victorian two-storey terraced houses, approximately 200 metres metres in length, tucked inbetween Isleworth and St Margarets. Again it forms part of a small cluster of similar streets, whose names should be becoming more familiar as we progress. This time one of these streets actually joins halfway down - four telegraph poles, five lampposts, a dozen trees. Look from one end and you might imagine we've been here before... the bay windows, the cars parked down either side, the speed bump in the centre, all seem remarkably familiar. But some sections of this terrace are flat-fronted, some of the intermediate villas are bigger, a greater proportion of houses have original rustic names, and the whole place just scrubs up a little better.

In fact the houses on the eastern side hide a secret. Their gardens are much longer than those on the west and run down to the River Crane, indeed some residents even have their own small boat moored up on the bank! Number 5 has been temporarily boarded up whilst major renovation works take place, the name of the interior decorator proudly emblazoned on the hoarding. Even the Christmas wreaths are smarter, and more numerous, than those seen earlier on my travels. But there is a hidden reason why this particular Eve Road might not actually be terraced nirvana. One of the two Heathrow flightpaths passes very nearly overhead, and only by visiting during the quiet half of the day did I miss the noise pollution which must blight daily life in this otherwise endearing street. Eve Road is a contradictorily desirable address, but also the very backbone of the capital's housing stock.
Neighbouring streets: Napier Road, Honeywell Road, Steele Road, Talbot Road

Which brings me to the mysterious similarity of London's Eve Roads. All four are terraced streets built at around the same time, I'd say 1880s or 1890s, and all were clearly named after the same person, place or thing. It cannot be a coincidence that every Eve Road lies close to a Napier Road and a Steele Road, that three are in the vicinity of a Ranelagh Road and that two rub up against a Belton Road, but the precise connection between Eve, Napier, Steele, Ranelagh and Belton I have not been able to determine. I did wonder whether the link was Commanders-in-Chief of the armed forces, or naval officers in the British Raj, or even places in Lincolnshire, but whatever combination of names I typed into Google failed to come up with a convincing connection. Any conclusive ideas?

Update: Mystery solved. Thanks Andrew! He says...
"The directors of the United Land Company Limited in 1883 were Lord Ranelagh, K.C.B. (Chairman), Col. E. Chaplin, E. Eve, Hon. M. Napier, Lieut.- Genl. A. F. Steele, N. W. J. Strode, and G. F. Talbot. and the company secretary was C. Belton."

The United Land Company were responsible for buying up and building on several pockets of suburban London in the late 19th century, and it seems they liked nothing better than to name their new streets after themselves. I haven't yet found evidence of the 1883 line-up online, but the geographical evidence stacks up compellingly...
  Ranelagh: N17, E11, E15, E6, HA0
  Napier: N17, E11, E15, TW7, E6, HA0
  Eve: N17, E11, E15, TW7
  Steele: N17, E11, E15, TW7
  Belton: N17, E11, NW2
  Chaplin: N17, E15, NW2, HA0
  Strode: N17, NW2, E7
  Talbot: TW7, E6, E7, HA0

 Saturday, December 30, 2017

dg 2017 index

Ten memorable London jaunts in 2017
1) Herbert Dip: 52 weekly-ish trips to London boroughs that never were. That was fun. For a full index, see here.
2) Open House: Choose carefully, and September's buildingfest never disappoints [photos]
3) Pedways: I hunted down all the City's elevated concrete leftovers.
4) Boring VII: Typically the annual Boring Conference never is.
5) Isabella Plantation: A cluster of glamorous shrubbery in the heart of Richmond Park [photos]
6) Walthamstow Wetlands: Numerous reservoirs, newly opened up and well worth a hike.
7) Syon House: It's taken me far too long to visit this historic mansion and its fine gardens [photos]
8) London postcodes: Which are the first and last London postcodes in alphabetical order? A surprisingly tricky question to answer.
9) Wembley Stadium: it was only to attend a shareholders meeting, but hey, I got a free lunch out of it.
10) Walking the Heathrow flightpath: So simple, so illuminating, so noisy.

Runners up: Newyears Green, walking T4→T5, 50 things to do, Exbury Egg, Silvertown explosion, air quality, Hackney Walk, Bromley Historic Collections, Westminster Bridge, Circus West, National Army Museum, Maypole, National Mills Weekend, barriers on bridges, V&A extension, Green Chain 7, Garden Bridge, New Addington, Big Ben's last bong, National Archives, Fenton House, Chessington, the Low Line, one two three swing, Holmesdale Tunnel, Bloomberg, Old Flo, Downe/Cudham/Pratts Bottom, London's steepest roads, Barking Riverside, Winter Wonderland, London Plan, winter fairs, Hacton, Kneller Hall, Stairway to Heaven

Tube: planned closures, Express Tube, window seats, staff shortages, Oyster v contactless, Greenwich Peninsula, Bakerloo extension, wifi trial, Eduardo Paolozzi, train loading, Met line extension, new tube map, D Stock farewell, no bus stop, zone boundaries, new tube map, anorak corner, Next Train Indicators, tunnels map, ticket machines, green lanes trial, pulped tube maps, DLR map, advertising screens, closing ticket offices, maximum fares, fare rises, step-free stations, off-peak, how many stations, ticked-off tube map
Rail: the Goblin reopens, station names, Waterloo closure, the ineffectual train, Overground capacity, OVERGROUND WEEK, anorak corner, Night Overground
Crossrail: 'Tunnel', the first train, Canary Wharf, Abbey Wood, in three parts, launch partners, 2018 tube map
Buses: 387, EL3, 52, 13, 94, 402, W5, 499, 298, Barkingside colour trial, Stratford changes, Crossrail-related changes, bus stop DG, bus maps discontinued, bus cuts, more bus cuts, missing timetables, Hopper grace period, more bus cuts
Dangleway: restaurant, fifth birthday, Thunderbirds Are Go

Bow: Bromley-by-Bow consultation, E3 coffee map, Widow's Son, Stroudley Walk
Bow Road: Next Train Indicators, update, update, update, update, update, 1907 signalling
Bus Stop M: update, update, update, update, other Bus Stop Ms
E20: Waterworks River path, Stadium Island, Barbers Road, 10 years after closing, Hero Village, 5 years later, Capital Towers, orienteering, driverless shuttle, QEOP update, Endeavour Square
Unlost rivers: Norbury Brook, Graveney, Ching, Folly Brook
London Loop: section 16, final round-up


Twelve long-distance UK trips
Jan) Leeds: I enjoyed the Royal Armouries, the Arcades, the canals, and omg the pork pies [photos]
Jan) Middlesbrough: A ride across the amazing Transporter Bridge (plus a visit to the National Railway Museum in Shildon) [photos]
Feb) Harrogate/Knaresborough: The former's a genteel spa town, but the latter is proper gorge-ous [photos]/[photos]
Feb) Exeter/Dawlish: First a look round Devon's county town, then by train to the proper seaside [photos]
Mar) Cardiff: Ymwelais â dwsin o leoedd ar fy nhraith dydd i brifddinas Cymru [photos]
Apr) Stourbridge/Dudley: Little trains, glassmaking, top geology and a canal tunnel cruise [photos]/[photos]
May) Birmingham: Specifically Aston, where Spaghetti Junction is (and then to the National Cold War Museum) [photos]
Jun) Tyneside: I spent a magnificent weekend in Newcastle, Gateshead and exploring down the Tyne [photos]
Sep) Liverpool: My thanks to the reader who accompanied me to Birkenhead Priory, Stanley Dock and down Penny Lane [photos]
Sep) Matlock: A cablecar, crags and gorgeous scenery on the edge of the Peak District [photos]
Oct) Manchester: Specifically Quarry Bank Mill, the Co-op in Rochdale and New Islington
Oct) Hull: A triumphant splurge of top-class art invaded the 2017 City of Culture [photos]

Ten favourite Out-of-London destinations (other than the above)
1) Ghent: Because Bruges is over-visited, and Brussels is nowhere near as pretty [photos]
2) The Needles: The chairlift over Alum Chine is the ultimate in low-tech spectacular [photos]
3) Les Catacombes: A macabre attraction in the dead centre of Paris (with annoyingly long queues)
4) Cliveden: The Astors' amazing Bucks mansion (and a splendid stretch of Thames Path to boot) [photos]
5) Folkestone Triennial: Every three years, art installations make this must-visit seaaside [photos]
6) Virginia Water: I highly recommend a long walk round the lake and a diversion into Valley Gardens.
7) Wakehurst: The other part of Kew Gardens, in deepest West Sussex, where the seedbank and stunning trees are [photos]
8) Sandwich: To improve a visit to this Cinque Port, turn up on Heritage Open Days weekend [photos]
9) Brighton: A five-clue Treasure Hunt, striding out over the Downs to Hassocks.
10) Beachy Head: My most favourite walk, from Eastbourne to Seaford via the Seven Sisters [photos]

Runners up: Nork, Warlingham and Woldingham, Building Research Establishment, Derby, Framlingham Castle, Chesham Outer Ring, Crawley
Least used stations: Swale, Buckenham
Beyond London: Brentwood, Thurrock, final roundup
North Downs Way: day 1, day 2, day 3, day 4, day 5


Ten other favourite posts from 2017: Bob Dylan painted my photograph, Ginopolis, milko, UV Index, trigger happy, categorising photographs, Chocolate Week, DG shop, solar elevation, toilet map

Half of my ten favourite photos of the year:
(or all ten here)

 Friday, December 29, 2017

As another year draws to a close, I thought I'd look back at what the weather's been like. Not because it's something we all want to reminisce over, but because I thought it'd be interesting to see what a full year's weather looks like.

The tables below show the weather for each day in 2017, grouped into categories and totted up by month. Yes, there are still three days to go, so I've used the forecast to predict the rest, and I'll come back later to update speculation with fact. You'll see I've blanked out the background of every empty cell, to make the pattern of the coloured data stand out more, and emboldened any tally that enters double figures.

This is data from a weather station in Hampstead, so won't perfectly reflect your experience, nor the national picture. But it does present an interesting picture of the year gone by, and who knew the weather wasn't really that bad?


Maximum daily temperature, Hampstead, 2017

 JFMAMJJASOND
30-35°C      51     
25-30°C    15384    
20-25°C   11815192261  
15-20°C  16151373523223 
10-15°C 51422125   181110
5-10°C 161021      1514
0-5°C 103        17

Yes, we did have a summer this year - there were six days when the maximum temperature in London topped thirty degrees, and another twenty when the temperature topped twenty-five. That doesn't sound like many, but with a hundred days making it past the 20°C mark there was plenty of short-sleeve weather to go around. The impressive month here was June, with maximum temperatures running three degrees above the long-term average, and a particularly sultry peak around the summer solstice. March was also around three degrees warmer than it should have been, indeed it was a mild spring overall, which is only fair following a coldish January. Around twenty days failed to reach 5°C, which is twice as many as last year, but temperatures never once remained below freezing all day (thanks to the inner London heat island effect).

Minimum daily temperature, Hampstead, 2017

 JFMAMJJASOND
15-20°C     291410    
10-15°C  4611320171919172 
5-10°C 692020161 211131011
0-5°C 121559     11613
-5-0°C 13         27

Minimum temperatures show a similar up and down pattern. Thirty-five days this summer had nights with temperatures exceeding 15°C, ideal for sitting outside, and the temperature pretty much never went below 10°C throughout the summer. March enjoyed more than its fair share of mild nights, relatively speaking. Meanwhile there were as many as twenty nights, mostly in January, when the temperature dropped below freezing - again anywhere outside central London will have had rather more.

Hours of sunshine, Hampstead, 2017

 JFMAMJJASOND
12-15hr    54732    
8-11hr 3 463768541 
5-7hr 6285857113694
2-4hr 3949948313866
0-1hr 117104244476105
0hr 81051533327416

We're not used to seeing actual sunshine data, more usually simplifying the weather to "gosh it's sunny" or "oh it's dull". This year we've enjoyed twenty days with over twelve hours of sunshine, all of them in the middle of the year because the sun's not above the horizon long enough at other times. Meanwhile one hundred and forty days saw only one hour of sunshine or less, with over sixty days having no sunshine at all. December has been the month with the greatest number of entirely overcast days, while February was the most uncharacteristically dull month. January turns out to have been the month which most exceeded seasonal expectations, indeed all those blue skies help explain how it managed to get so cold.

Daily rainfall, Hampstead, 2017

 JFMAMJJASOND
>20mm    1 11    
10-20mm2   22111 12
5-10mm322  13351 4
1-5mm475173434377
0-1mm5112323438523
0mm17822261921182012222015

It doesn't rain that often in London, with two hundred and twenty days this year (the bottom row) completely dry. Even most of the wet days aren't that wet, with only forty days exceeding 5mm, and fifty days sprinkled with less than 1mm. The true downpour days have over 20mm of rain - that's pretty much relentless - and there are only three of those. February and September had the most wet days, but July turned out to be the wettest month, which may confirm your worst suspicions about the summer. Meanwhile April was by far the driest, with barely a splash in the Hampstead gauge. But rainfall is a notoriously erratic statistic, often varying wildly geographically, and one torrential outburst can outrank weeks of lighter precipitation.

Extreme weather, Hampstead, 2017

 JFMAMJJASOND
Fog 1 11     1  
Frost 13         26
Snow 22         1
Hail   11        
 Thunder         1   

Finally, still based on observations in Hampstead, a look at some of the more unusual meteorological conditions. Fog has been infrequent this year, with much clearer skies than last. Air frost was particularly prevalent in January, but London's outdoor plants were then unaffected until the last day of November. Of the five days of snow, only one in January and one a few weeks ago amounted to any more than a flurry. It only hailed in spring, and as for thunder, 2017 has been unusually rumble-free. But overall, as you'd expect, the weather has been fairly ordinary. Here's to more typically atypical weather in 2018.

 Thursday, December 28, 2017

At the end of last year I asked whether you had a ticked-off tube map.

That's a tube map on which you tick off every tube station you visit. A tube map which shows all the stations you've either entered or exited. A tube map which shows the extent of your travels on the tube network.

I have an annual ticked-off tube map, a new one every 1st January, which shows every tube station I've been to that year. Here's 2017's. [click to enlarge]



I start with a clean map on New Year's Day and update it daily. At the beginning of the year, if I've been out and about, there are often two, three, four or more stations to tick off. Later in the year the ticking off gets less frequent, but over the course of three hundred and sixty-something days it all adds up.

By my calculations there are 293 red ticks on my 2017 map, each of which marks a station I've walked into or walked out of over the last year. Interchanging doesn't count, and nor does simply travelling through, otherwise in my case they'd almost all be crossed. As it is, I've swiped my Oyster at approximately two-thirds of the stations on the tube map this year, which is an impressively high percentage.

My life as a serial London nomad helps to keep the map full. I've been to Heathrow, Stanmore, Chingford and New Addington for the blog, and all sorts of stations inbetween. I believe in blogging the whole of London, not just the well-known bits in the middle, which means this map looks a heck of a lot busier than it would otherwise be.

But this year I've gone one step further than normal. At the start of December I noticed that I'd been to almost of the stations in zones 1, and most of the stations in zones 2 and 3. Hmm, I thought, maybe I can tick off all of them by the end of the year. I had to discount zone 3, because the Goblin is closed until 2018, and I hadn't been to five of the stations along its length. But zones 1 and 2 I could complete, I thought, and so I did.

Zone 1 was easy, I only had 10 stations to left to visit, and they were relatively close together. But I hadn't counted on how tediously time-consuming zone 2 would be. There are approximately 140 zone 2 stations on the tube map, and I still had 50 to visit, and they're somewhat more spread out. For example I still had to go to Hampstead, Stamford Hill, East Putney and Deptford Bridge, each of which I'd passed during the course of the year by train and by bus, but never got out or switched between the two.

The requirement to either enter or exit each station is the pain. Normally you'd take the train between adjacent stations, but having just alighted at one I needed to find some other way of getting the other... or else spend all my time double-backing through ticket gates, which I wasn't prepared to do. So I spent a lot of my time walking between stations, or taking the bus, which seriously increased the time this took.

Thankfully these random journeys proved somewhat interesting, as I got to see bits of inner London I don't normally see. Enforced spells above ground introduced me to Lewisham backstreets I was unfamiliar with, opened my eyes to Frognal Lane and confirmed that all of Earl's Court has now been demolished. But all this meant mopping up my 50 missing Zone 2 stations took the best part of four days, which is perhaps not the best use of anyone's time.

One thing that's helped to me tick off so many stations is my annual Travelcard. I've paid up front to travel anywhere in zones 1-3, so hopping onto a train anywhere across central London is essentially free. Pay As You Go customers ticking off Inner London stations would soon hit the £6.60 daily cap, after which subsequent z1-2 journeys would be free, but venture out to zones 5 or 6 and the cap rises to over £11, so that could be an expensive way to spend a day.

As well as ticking off stations, I also keep track of all the lengths of track I've ridden on. This is an additional stage, not always easily accommodated, and only for the serial ticker-offer. But it does allow me to tot up how much of the TfL network I've ridden this year, and to compile the following list as a convenient track-bashing summary.
Bakerloo: all
Central: all, except beyond South Ruislip and north of Buckhurst Hill
Circle: all
District: all, except Richmond
Hammersmith & City: all
Jubilee: all
Metropolitan: all, except Amersham
Northern: all, except Finchley Central to High Barnet
Piccadilly: all
Victoria: all
Waterloo & City: all
DLR: all, except City Airport to Woolwich
Overground: all, except the Enfield branch, and Cheshunt, and Richmond
Tramlink: all, except the last stop to New Addington
TfL Rail: all, except Harold Wood to Shenfield
Dangleway: all
It's not a competition. But if you got yourself a tube map and a biro this time last year, like I suggested, presumably you can now tell us how many stations you've been to. Go on then.

If not, we're due a new tube map at the end of next week, so grab one, hang onto it, and mark off all the stations that you visit throughout 2018. You may need to adjust it next December when Crossrail arrives, but there won't be that many new stations to add, so I'm sure you'll cope. If you're up for a bit of a challenge, visiting every Zone 1 station over the course of next year ought to be relatively manageable. Or really, just forget I ever mentioned this and use the transport network like a normal person, because often that's challenge enough.

 Wednesday, December 27, 2017

Here's a wordsearch containing more than 50 Christmas words.

It may look like six Christmas wordsearches.
But really it's one Christmas wordsearch, six layers deep.
Imagine layer 1 on top of 2 on top of 3 on top of 4 on top of 5 on top of 6.

If it helps, click on the grid to see an arrangement where all six layers are in one long line.



How many Christmas words can you find?

ADVENT
ANGEL
BELL
BIRTH
CAKE
CANDLE
CARD
CAROL
CHRIST
CHURCH
CLAUS
DAY
DONKEY
EGGNOG         
ELF
EVE
FEAST
FIR
FROST
GIFT
GOLD
GOOSE
HOLLY
HOLY
ICE
ICICLE         
IVY
JESU
KINGS
LIST
LOG
MAGI
MANGER
MERRY
MYRRH
NOEL
NUTS
PARTY
RIBBON
SANTA
SEASON         
SLEDGE
SLEIGH
SNOW
STAR
TIME
TINSEL
TOY
TREE
TURKEY
UNWRAP
WINTER
WISE
WREATH
XMAS
YULE

Words run across, down or diagonally... in three dimensions.
For example, the word TURKEY runs down the top left squares in each layer.

 Tuesday, December 26, 2017



 Monday, December 25, 2017



 Sunday, December 24, 2017

And it came to pass in those days, that there went out a decree from Caesar Augustus that all the world should be taxed.
And all went to be taxed, every one into his own city, using passports of the appropriate colour.
And Joseph went up into Judaea, unto the city of David, which is called Bethlehem, to be taxed with Mary his espoused wife, being great with child.

And it also came to pass that there went out a decree from the authorities that all the world should be especially vigilant.
Saying, if you see something that doesn't look right, speak to staff. We'll sort it.
See it. Say it. Sorted.

And Bethlehem was packed with refugees, thanks to all the taxing, so there was no room for Joseph and Mary in the inn.
And so it was that, while they were there, the days were accomplished that she should be delivered.
And she brought forth her firstborn son, and wrapped him in swaddling clothes, and laid him in a manger.

And the innkeeper was greatly vexed, because some unmarried immigrants had given birth in his stable in a suspicious manner.
So he rang the hotline, and the authorities came round post haste to remove the entire family to a detention camp.
See it. Say it. Sorted.

And there were in the same country shepherds abiding in the field, keeping watch over their flock by night.
And, lo, the angel of the Lord came upon them, in a wholly unexpected manner, saying,
Fear not: for, behold, I bring you good tidings of great joy, which shall be to all people.

And the shepherds were sore afraid, because a shining multitude of the heavenly host isn't what you normally see above a field, and it didn't feel right.
So they rang the hotline, and the authorities came round post haste and eradicated the aerial threat before it could attack.
See it. Say it. Sorted.

And it came to pass, as the angels were gone away from them into heaven, the shepherds said one to another,
Let us now go even unto Bethlehem, and see this thing which is come to pass, because we've all got a role to play in keeping Judaea safe.
And they came with haste, and found some unattended swaddling clothes lying in a manger.

And the shepherds said, one to another, this seems out of place; someone could be concealing something under that clothing.
So they rang the hotline again, and the authorities put the whole of Bethlehem under lockdown, because better safe than sorry.
See it. Say it. Sorted.

Now when Jesus was born in Bethlehem of Judaea in the days of Herod the king, behold, there came three shady foreigners from the east.
And, lo, the star, which they saw in the east, went before them, till it came and stood over where the young child had been.
And when they were come unto the manger, they said, Where is he that is born a prophet of Allah? for we have seen his star and are come to worship him.

And the innkeeper said, I don't believe that those are gold, frankincense and myrrh, they look like suspicious packages to me.
And he rang the hotline again, and the authorities came round post haste to carry out three controlled explosions, just in case.
See it. Say it. Sorted.

And Herod the king heard all these things, because he was running the country and the security campaign had been his idea.
And he gathered all the chief priests and scribes of the people together, and enquired of them diligently whether the existing equilibrium might be under threat.
And they said unto him, every day we receive reports about suspicious behaviour or unusual activity from members of the public and we take this information seriously.

And Herod was troubled by these unidentified threats, so he had no choice but to have every small child in the country slaughtered.
And in this case his undue paranoia did indeed kickstart an entire religion, bringing persecution, conflict and death to millions over the subsequent millennia.
See it. Shut up. Sorted.

 Saturday, December 23, 2017

Since June TfL have been quietly chipping away at London's bus network without almost anybody noticing. Rather than cutting routes they've been reducing the frequency of the buses, affecting almost 10% of daytime routes and more than 15% of overnighters. I've been keeping track here and here.

This table summarises which bus routes have had their daytime frequencies cut, month by month, and how many buses per hour they've lost.

 Number of buses cut per hour
½ a bus1 bus1½ buses2 buses3
Jun   48, 176E3 
Jul22, C1253, 38414, 7431 63
Aug 5    
Sep20547, 209, 225, 269, 345, 391, 488156, 210, 222, H9811, 29, C3  
Oct 42, 187, 276, E6, P12321, C11, U4   
Nov24, 36889, 105, 119, W11106, 349483100 
Dec 200, W1228   

That's 48 bus routes cut, by a total of 60 buses per hour.

Here's a similar table for weekend nightbuses.

 Number of nightbuses cut per hour
1 bus2 buses3 buses4 buses8 buses
Jun-AugN41, N73N15   
Sep43, 88, N166, 24, 94, N8, N91, N98, N207134, N9N5, N20N29
Oct-DecN89N26, N55 N97 

That's 22 nightbus routes cut, by a total of 50 buses per hour. 30% of "nightbuses beginning with N" have been cut. September was particularly savage. The N29 was the biggest casualty.

One reason for the cuts is that fewer people are travelling by bus, so fare revenue is lower and it's become uneconomic to run too many buses. The outcome of the cuts is that passengers will have to wait a bit longer for each bus, so might drift off to other modes of transport, which'd mean fewer people travelling by bus. A potentially vicious circle.

Meanwhile these are the 21 bus cuts TfL already have lined up for January.

Daytime bus frequency cuts in January 2018

RouteFrequency beforeFrequency afterCut in frequency
39every 7-8 minsevery 8 mins½ bus an hour
93every 6 minsevery 6-7 mins1 bus an hour
163every 8 minsevery 10 mins1½ buses an hour
230every 12 minsevery 15 mins1 bus an hour
269every 10 minsevery 12 mins1 bus an hour
279every 4-5 minsevery 5-7 mins3 buses an hour
285every 10 minsevery 12 mins1 bus an hour
329every 6-7 minsevery 7-8 mins1 bus an hour
430every 8 minsevery 10 mins1½ buses an hour
452every 7-8 minsevery 8-9 mins1 bus an hour
484every 10 minsevery 12 mins1 bus an hour

Weekend nightbus frequency cuts in January 2018

RouteFrequency beforeFrequency afterCut in frequency
14every 12 minsevery 20 mins2 buses an hour
25every 6 minsevery 12 mins5 buses an hour
53every 12 minsevery 15 mins1 bus an hour
242every 20 minsevery 30 mins1 bus an hour
N22every 20 minsevery 30 mins1 bus an hour
N86every 15 minsevery 20 mins1 bus an hour
N87every 10 minsevery 15 mins2 buses an hour
N109every 20 minsevery 30 mins1 bus an hour
N155every 8 minsevery 15 mins3½ buses an hour
N279every 12 minsevery 20 mins2 buses an hour

More cuts will be announced later, I'm sure. I'll report back as the new year progresses. I wonder when Londoners will finally notice.

Thanks for all your ideas regarding a follow-up to my Herbert Dip project.

Here's why I won't/can't/shan't/might have a go.

I wouldn't do that
Skip diving
London football grounds
Go on activities with Tinder dates
Visit prime telephone numbers
Test out estate agents
Attend seminars

What, really?
London's former Woolworths
Borough centres at night
Pagan places/Holy wells
Charitable bequests
UK road numbering zones
Most pointless 20mph streets
Charles Booth's 1889 poverty map
A theatre production in every borough
Places with the same name as part of London
Go for walks with DG readers
Anything

But it'd take too long
Circumnavigate each London borough
Taxi 'runs' from the Knowledge
London postcodes
Heritage At Risk
London – the World City
Lost Telephone Exchanges
Every pedestrianised street
The UK's 51 WW1 Zeppelin raids
Parliamentary constituencies
1918 London constituencies
Least populated UK areas
Jamjar trips to English counties
 My readers sure like trains
Alphabetical stations
Abandoned railway stations
Stations I've never been to
Busiest and quietest stations
Where will Crossrail take you?
Stations with 'Park' in the title
Stations up the line from London termini
Areas around tube map termini
Former goods yards

Go track things down
The oldest building in every borough
A cemetery in every borough
Bodies of water/boating
50 Medieval churches
War memorials
Murder sites
Ringways
London's Roman roads
26 Streets from the A-Z
Streets that no longer exist
Trunk roads - beginnings and endings
Micro-analysis of random small areas

Hmmm...
Protected views
Random postcodes
The very edge of London
London decade by decade
Monopoly board locations
Follow some 'invisible' lines
Walk London west-east, or north-south
European London – a 27 part journey

 Friday, December 22, 2017

That hike along the Heathrow flightpath was my final Herbert Dip.

If you remember, I challenged myself back in January to visit each of the London boroughs proposed by the Herbert Commission in 1960. They came up with a list of 52 boroughs, including some outside what we now know as London, eventually whittled down to the 33 boroughs we know today.



And I've now written a post about all 52 boroughs, at the rate of approximately one a week, ordered by the shuffling of a pack of cards. Here's the full, clickable list, confirming what a lengthy all-encompassing challenge this has been.

 CLUBS DIAMONDS HEARTS SPADES
ACity of LondonBattersea
Wandsworth (part)
Bexley
Crayford
Erith
Heston & Isleworth
2City of WestminsterHammersmith
Fulham
Chislehurst & Sidcup
Orpington
Acton
Brentford & Chiswick
3Finsbury
Holborn
Shoreditch
Kensington
Chelsea
Beckenham
Bromley
Penge
Ealing
4IslingtonPaddington
St Marylebone
CroydonHayes & Harlington
Southall
5Hackney
Stoke Newington
Hampstead
St Pancras
Caterham & Warlingham
Coulsdon & Purley
Ruislip-Northwood
Uxbridge
Yiewsley & West Drayton
6Bethnal Green
Poplar
Stepney
Chingford
Walthamstow
Banstead
Epsom & Ewell
Harrow
7WoolwichChigwell
Leyton
Wanstead & Woodford
Beddington & Wallington
Carshalton
Sutton & Cheam
Wembley
8Deptford
Greenwich
IlfordMerton & Morden
Mitcham
Wimbledon
Willesden
9LewishamRomfordBarnes
Richmond
Hendon
10CamberwellHornchurchKingston upon Thames
Malden & Coombe
Surbiton
Barnet
East Barnet
Finchley
Friern Barnet
JBermondsey
Southwark
Barking
Dagenham
Esher
Walton & Weybridge
Hornsey
Southgate
Wood Green
QLambethEast HamFeltham
Staines
Sunbury-on-Thames
Edmonton
Tottenham
KWandsworthWest HamTwickenhamCheshunt
Enfield

Turning over each card was the easy bit. I then had to locate the former borough, think up something to do there, go out for the day to explore, and then come home and write the whole thing up.

The best way to locate each former borough, I discovered, was via the Vision of Britain website. This stores all kinds of information about former administrative units, which could prove invaluable if you do historic or genealogical research. To generate an archive map, first search for a place, then choose Units and statistics from the sidebar, then select the appropriate Administrative Area from the table, then choose Boundary Map. For example, here's the map for the Metropolitan Borough of Poplar, here's Penge Urban District and here's the Municipal Borough of Edmonton.

Rather more problematic was coming up with an idea for what to do when I got there. After 15 years of blogging I've been to most parts of London more than once, so it wasn't always easy to find a fresh focus. But I think I managed to find a plethora of original angles, and my explorations succeeded in taking me to several places I'd somehow never been to before (hello Feltham, hello Cudham, hello Hacton). As a quick clickable checklist, here are all the ideas I came up with on my playing card journey.

January: walk between airport terminals, H26 bus, Thamesside walk, aimless wandering, street market
February: blue plaques, sewer-top walk, old streetname signs
March: interesting things, former stadium, pioneering housing, borough circumnavigation, arterial road
April: place with a silly name, Green Flag parks, development zone, Bus Stop Ms
May: borough boundary, election posters, museum secrets, conservation area
June: National Stadium, unlost river, hilltops, canal towpaths
July: cycle superhighway, places I've never been, woods, Surrey commuterbelt, poem
August: tube extension, Civil War battles, new town boundary, National Archives, Admiral Nelson
September: footpaths, Countryside Walk, where the Mayor lives
October: Modernist housing, bus 499, lesser known settlements, pedways, benches
November: Thames Path, famous statues, rural villages, tourist attractions, an old road
December: public transport inaccessibility, high security museum, dérive, Heathrow flightpath

One thing I noticed is that writing up these 52 posts tended to take longer than normal. More words, more photos, more research, more links, more time. This didn't usually equate to more comments, but that's fine, because it's unlikely you ever lived or worked in the borough I was writing about. Another thing I noticed is how much I enjoyed doing it. What a brilliant excuse to force myself to visit a complete cross section of London and its suburbs, which it's all too easy never to do otherwise. I bet you haven't recently. Thank you playing cards, you were great.



Which leaves me a week and a bit to come up with a fresh idea for 2018. Something vast but manageable, and broad but precise. It needs to involve actually going somewhere - London preferred - but nothing too rigid, so not 'pubs alphabetically', or 'pillar boxes within 100 metres of Crossrail stations'. I think one of the reasons the playing card tour worked is that it wasn't overly specific, more a frame to hang ideas from. Something inspirational will crop up, I'm sure. And if it doesn't, no big deal.


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