added a lot of vinegar, admired the sunset, ate chips, backed up important files, beeped my Oyster card, boarded Crossrail, borrowed a copy of the Radio Times, bought crumpets, breathed, broke off a chunk of Toblerone, caught a semi-fast Amersham, chatted to the nice lady at the till, checked out the new Top 40 singles chart, chewed on a Mentos mint, chose not to sign up for Rishi, cleaned my teeth, clicked on unsubscribe, cooked fish, crossed Burnt Oak, decided against taking the stairs at Hampstead station, deleted some numbers
deliberately visited Cricklewood, disagreed with your comment about Boris Johnson, drank a mug of tea, dreamed wild dreams, endured ten minutes of the Today programme, enjoyed your comment about Boris Johnson, fired a water pistol at a pigeon, flattened the recycling, flicked through the Evening Standard in four minutes flat, folded up a map, gasped at the size of Jamiroquai's hat, gobbled a pork pie, got Wordle in three, handled a cucumber, held the handrail, hiked to Little Stanmore, imbibed a mug of tea, inhaled McVities Digestives outside the factory in Harlesden, laughed when Steve Baker withdrew, listened to Gary Davies
made lemon squash, mentally ticked off all the prices that have risen since last week, microwaved frozen peas, noted down the temperature in my spreadsheet, opened a can of baked beans, plunged a plunger, prepared for next week by buying Fab lollies, quartered a cheesecake, ran to catch a bus, rationalised several folders, read Robert Elms' excellent memoir, refreshed Twitter, rehung a lampshade, remembered to listen to The Archers, removed my brown t-shirt, restocked with Earl Grey, returned two library books, rode 21 different bus routes, saved a draft email
scribbled on the back of an envelope, set foot in seven London boroughs, shaved, shuffled this list into alphabetical order, sighed in the general direction of Nadine Dorries, sketched a map of London, slept, slipped off my dressing gown, smirked at the 'Beergate' outcome, spent too long at temporary traffic lights, stuck a pound coin in a Tesco trolley, summoned a lift to the -4th floor, swallowed a glass of cold water all in one go, swapped glasses, sweated, swigged a cup of tea, switched to Lauren Laverne, took a photo of Hendon town hall, tuned into BBC Radio Scotland, turned off the radio after the midnight news
turned up the volume when Just Can't Get Enough came on, undertook digital housekeeping, unfolded a bank statement, unlocked my front door, untied my shoelaces, unwrapped a KitKat, uploaded a cafe to Instagram, used the 'secret' Barbican lift, waited in the Neasden Underpass, walked 7 miles, was taken on diversion, washed my hands, watched five music programmes I've watched before, watered my roses, weighed myself, went out, wore shorts, worked through my RSS feeds, wrote in my diary, wrote this list of 100 things I did yesterday
