Saturday, February 08, 2003
The Count (update)
• Count 1 (blog visitors = 461) ...which is about 65 a day. Which was nice.
• Count 2 (google searches = 83) ...including rather a lot for Lemon Jelly's Nice Weather For Ducks
• Count 3 (blog content = 23) ...which is about a quarter of my monthly posting limit, so I'm on target.
• Count 4 (spam = 1) ...and could Sam Wong tempt me to host a hot money-making website generating me cash 24 hours a day? Oddly enough, no.
• Count 5 (nights out = 7) ...so I've beaten my total for the whole of February 2001 in Ipswich after just three days this month in London.
• Count 6 (alcohol intake = 13) ...which is about two bottles of Becks a night, although rather above that average last night.
• Count 7 (tea intake = 30) ...which is about four cups a day. At least it's lower than the lager index.
• Count 8 (trains used = 28) ...which is a mean of four trains a day, many of which really were mean journeys.
• Count 9 (escalators walked up = 21) ...which is already the equivalent of walking to the top of Canary Wharf, only not all in one go.
• Count 10 (mystery count = 0) ...so still nothing to count, which I must say is not entirely unexpected.
Three things the zero-rated mystery count could be, but isn't:
• number of cups of coffee drunk
• number of journeys taken outside London Zone 3
• number of attempted door-steppings by visiting Jehovah's Witnesses.
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