Thursday, May 29, 2003
Please do not have sex today
OK, so I've done this post before, a couple of months ago, but you should read it again today. Read it here. Do not, under any circumstances, have heterosexual penetrative intercourse today without the use of contraception. Unprotected sex today will mean an unhappy and maladjusted life for your son or daughter in the future, and a lifetime of psychologists' bills to pay. Why? Just check the date exactly nine months from today. No child should ever have to suffer with a birthday like that. Please do not leap into bed today.
This has been another public service announcement. Thank you for listening.
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