Cameron: Big Brother's global ambassador has undergone something of a personality transformation over the last two months. Mild-mannered fish-trader or manipulative busybody? You decide.
To vote for Cameron, dial 09011 21 44 09 or text VOTE SCOTT to 85444. Ray: The short-fused firebrand, with a tendency to let it all out (notably once underneath a duvet). Has only ever been up for eviction once, and survived the public vote comfortably.
To vote for Ray, dial 09011 21 44 09 or text VOTE SCOTT to 85444. Scott: Quiet, intelligent and without an enemy in the house. Has played a clever game, kept his nose down and survived right to the end. On course to be Big Brother's nicest but least charismatic winner.
To vote for Scott, dial 09011 21 44 09 or text VOTE SCOTT to 85444. Steph: The only remaining girl, and the one that the tabloids have been paying least attention to. There's a bit of friction between her and Ray, but she uses the carpet sweeper like a dream.
To vote for Steph, dial 09011 21 44 09 or text VOTE SCOTT to 85444. Jon: No, sorry, you can't vote for him. He'd win by a mile otherwise, wouldn't he?
(phone votes cost at least 25p; text votes cost at least 25p; bit of a moneyspinner for Channel 4 this, eh?)