Friday, September 12, 2003
Becks' new book in his own words (of one syll-a-ble)
part one: short back and sides
i am born in the east end. i love my mum. i love my dad. i am dead good at ball games.
part two: quiff
i am signed by the man u team. my first game is at home to leeds. i am so cute and skill.
part three: blond
i meet posh spice, we shag, she makes me wear a dress, then we wed. look, two boys!
part four: flop
i score lots of goals from free kicks. oops, a bad foul. i am sent off. all the fans hate me.
part five: crop
i play so well i get made team boss. i get paid lots to sell specs in the far east. see my tatts!
part six: 'hawk
we thrash the hun five one. me and posh we are the king and queen we are. we so rule.
part eight: fin
sven takes a shine to me. my foot breaks but mends in time for the world cup. we lose. sob.
part nine: braids
fergs throws a boot at me. ouch. he is mean. i don't like man u no more. i tell all in the sun.
part ten: big girl
i go play in spain. i am a brand. i am a star. i am a god. but i still need to wear a hair band.
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