Tuesday, October 28, 2003
Two months to go:
• Odds-on favourite for the Chr**tmas number 1 is a cover version of John Lennon's Happy Xm*s (War Is Over), massacred by the ITV Pop Idol stable.
• Walkers have released Roast t*rkey and Paxo flavoured crisps, and they wish you a "Merry Crispmas".
• Not-yet-illuminated sn*wflakes now hang over Oxford Street.