05:43 Prayer For The Day "Oh God, please let public service broadcasting survive." 05:45 Farming Today Including a report from Andrew Gilligan's remote sheep farm in the Outer Hebrides. 06:00 Today The cautious investigative news programme, featuring... 06:05 We ring Downing Street for permission to broadcast 06:07 Pause for Thought 06:40 Hard-hitting exposé of the Bolivian llama trade 07:15 What The Papers Say - mostly provocative lies, but the government doesn't shut them down 07:55 Commercial Break 08:25 A Party Political Broadcast on behalf of the highest bidder 08:30 Rupert Murdoch's Wholly Unbiased Editorial Half Hour 09:00 Kilroy 09:45 Book Of The Week Alistair Campbell reads from 'The Hutton Report' (part 37, repeat) 10:00 Woman's Hour Fern Britton brings you the latest showbiz gossip and make-up tips. 11:00 Any Questions? Apologies, but we're not allowed to answer them any more. 12:05 You And Yours Investigating the sell-off of the BBC proposed in Tessa Jowell's new BBC Charter. 12:30 I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue Still wondering where those weapons of mass destruction are. 13:00 The World At One Special report - is freedom of speech under global threat (or is it just here)? 13:30 Appeal on behalf of The Lost Licence Fee: please send your £116 to BBC TV Centre, The Office, Trading Estate, Slough. 14:00 The Archers (sponsored by McDonalds, where the beef comes from) 14:15 Afternoon Play "Auntie's Last Stand" 15:15 Desert Island Discs Greg Dyke is cast away. 16:00 Meet The Director General Tony Blair tells us how much he's enjoying his new job. 17:00 PM Gordon Brown, obviously. 18:00 Home Truths The BBC Governors apologise deeply for everything they may ever have done. 18:30 Just A Minute Because that's all the news we're allowed to broadcast these days. 18:31 Today In Parliament All those jolly good things that the Government announced this afternoon. 19:00 Shipping Forecast Tape-looped for a full hour, because it's terribly uncontroversial. 20:00 Sorry, we've run out of money for today, so time to join Talksport for an evening of phone-ins and betting updates.
BBC Radio 4: Tuesday 31st January 2006
