Welcome to the Creative Lounge Take a seat. Take a deep breath.
Now, try flexing your creative muscle...
See if you can come up with a few perfectly crafted names for the following.
Your best ideas so far in italics. Further ideas will be added later.
'Planet' discovered beyond the orbit of Pluto Goofy, Sedna, Edna, Bob, ItsOnlyAnAsteroid, Mondas, Deadremote, Thule, Osama, Lucan, Slough.
Bottled Water hydr8, Still Sparkling, Eaurine, waterique, Tapp, H2quid, AquaSidcup, EauVerpriced, inSolvent.
Hairdressers (these from the East London phone directory): A Cut Above, Clip Joint, Beaux Belles, Curl Up & Dye, Hair We Go, Lunatic Fringe, Nutters.
(these from around the world): Shear Perfection, Beyond the Fringe, Téte Moderne, Hair Port, Crops and Bobbers, Hair Razors.
(these from Saturday's Guardian): Barber Blacksheep, Bright'n'Bleach, Blonde Dye Bleach, Hairs & Graces, Hairlucinations, Curling You Softley.
New IKEA products Fartygsbefäl (set of 4 mugs), Träffa (glass vase), Slagsplister (flatpack wardrobe), Fältskog (children's bunkbed), Arskurser (5-legged stool), SkolVäder (plastic uplighter), Luftfartsverket (teaspoon), Smegsmår (mattress cover), Fälch (6-pack of juice glasses), Mårkräpp (range of small impulse-buy items), Didø (free CD with all dining tables and chairs), Føgdåf (facial expression at checkout), WhåtDøYöuMeãnIHavëTøBuîldItMysëlf.
Digital TV channels BBC99, UKBronze, cheap-tat.tv, Sky Straight2Video, InfoMercials, BBC BrainDead, empTyV, Dartsworld, Men & Kleenex, Webcam TV, BBC News24 +1, Sky News -1