Notice is hereby given of a share issue in the company known as English Euphoria plc. The company (hereafter known as The Company) is responsible for the accumulation, distribution and consumption of National Pride. When England thrives, The Company thrives. Our international exporters have already taken up positions in Portugal and their vast wealth of experience is expected to pay dividends. Experts anticipate that share prices will rise imminently due to the Feelgood Factor, although profits may fall rapidly if major losses are reported.
The subscription list will open at 9am on 13 June 2004 and will close at midnight on 4 July 2004 (or before that if the team does really badly). A total of 200 £1 shares are available. Each investor may apply for up to ten shares by placing an order in the comments box, and shares may later be sold in a similar manner. No investor may hold more than ten shares at any time. Any investor discovered attaching a flag to their own car may be found guilty of insider-trading and forced to surrender their full allocation. Apply now, and let's see who makes the best prophet.
Share Offer in English Euphoria plc
