Her Majesty
Lizzy Queen
requests the honour of your presents
at the marriage of
Chaz and Cammy
on
Friday 8th April 2005
at the
Moat House Hotel, Windsor
and afterwards at the
Prince and Dragon, Slough
Civil ceremony 2pm, Uncivil bust-up 3pm
Referee: Archbishop Rowan Williams
Standing room only
(this marriage is a bit crowded)
Wedding video directed by Martin Bashir
Ms Parker-Bowles' wardrobe by Barbour Bridlewear
Creche for hounds provided by the Beaufort Hunt
Please note that Reception may be frosty
Gatecrashers welcome
(especially those in unconvincing Osama Bin Laden costume)
A brief honeymoon period will follow
Wedding List held at Poundstretcher of Tetbury
Start your commemorative thimble collection in this Saturday's Daily Mail
Stag night: Best man Harry invites you to goosestep along to Adolf's Bar
Hen night: Ceremonial opening of Camilla Memorial Horse Trough, Hyde Park
R.S.V.P
(assuming you give a damn)
