diamond geezer

 Wednesday, June 08, 2005

Welcome to the Creative Lounge [3]
Take a seat. Take a deep breath.
Now, try flexing your creative muscle...

See if you can come up with a few perfectly crafted names for the following.
I started you off, and now I've added some of your best ideas. Any more?

Surnames
Many surnames are derived from the professions of our long lost ancestors, eg Smith, Taylor, Miller. But what if surnames were based on modern professions instead? Your suggestions please.
Modern surnames: Grillburger, Pierce, Consultant, Browplucker, Bailiff, Joyrider, Holistic-Therapist, Loanshark, McFryer, Van Rental, Blogger, Keystroke, Doley-Scrounger, Outsourcer, Analyst, Specialist.

Place Names
Many place names are derived from longstanding local landmarks, eg Newcastle, Salt Lake City, Southend-on-Sea. But what if place names were based on modern environmental features instead? Your suggestions please.
Modern cities: Builton, Greater Asbo, Flatchester, Innittown, Chavvington Uppergiro, Stabbington.
Modern towns: Little Prospects, Hellmouth, Downmarket, Bigotton, Boredom-on-the-Dole, Dormaton, Chipping Parkanride, Landfillville.
Modern villages: Nimby, Fonemast Green, Slurry Deep, Runway, Much Soughtafter, Houseprice-Bubble-on-the-Wold, Bypast.

Live 8
Live8 may be a good idea, but Sail8, that's just silly. What further ludicrous protests might Bob Geldof come up with to try to influence the G8 Summit in Gleneagles next month? Your suggestions please.
8Events: Blind8 (matchmaking for the visually impaired), Sed8 (concert featuring bland artists like Dido, Michael Bublé and Joss Stone), Asphyxi8 (see previous description), Overw8 (campaign for obese Americans to send food parcels overseas), SALive8 (the South African Live8 concert - mouthwatering), Pontific8 (should the Roman Catholic Church support St. Bob or not?), InTxt8 (SMS campaign urging you to include Sir Bob's pet charity in your will), Extermin8 (Dr Who convention), Discrimin8 (just to show that some are worse off than others), Intoxic8 (Get Pissed For Africa), Flagell8 (S&M for Poverty), Fornic8 (promoting the missionary position), Impregn8 (combatting population decline in the developed world), Gest8 (nine month campaign following the previous event), Anticip8 (a peculiarly British protest where you just queue up outside the G8 conference in Edinburgh and wait for something to happen), Vacill8 (the mostly likely outcome of the G8 Summit).

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