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 Thursday, May 18, 2006

Big Brother 7: In The House

According to unconfirmed hearsay, the 14 housemates entering Britain's most famous House tonight will be as follows:

Tony: Has survived being up for eviction in the last three consecutive public votes, but now much more unpopular after failing to inspire confidence during recent War task.
Gordo: In charge of totting up the weekly shopping list. Friends with Tony in public, but in private has been caught encouraging the other housemates to nominate "the useless slimy bastard".
Prezza: The biggest Brother of all, now to be found lounging around with nothing to do in the expensive luxury annexe.
Clarke: In an interesting and highly entertaining twist, has already been evicted before the series begins.
Cameron: Worthy young toff from the shires, on a secret mission to occupy the jacuzzi for the rest of the series.
Howard: Runner-up from the previous series, still to be found sleeping in his coffin in the bedroom after lights out.
Ming: Father of the House. Often attempts to chip in to general gossip but has yet to make much of an impression.
Reid: Often to be found in the diary room urging programme bosses to install even more CCTV cameras to keep an eye on the assembled population.
Black Rod: Token multiracial character.
Chief Whip: Token transexual Red Indian stripper.
Tessa: Responsible for recent success in winning the Big Brother Olympic task, but often in tears because other housemates doubt she can deliver.
Beckett: The tabloids have not been kind. Has been whisked off to Big Brother USA to move in with Bushy, Clint and Condo.
Jade: She may be thicker than three short planks, but I bet you'd trust her to run the country far more than all of the above put together.
Galloway: Nah, come on, what's the likelihood of a politician appearing on a blatantly self-publicising show like this?

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