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Saturday, June 10, 2006

How to escape the World Cup:
Step 1) Fly off to a country that isn't taking part
Step 2) Take a connecting flight to a remote island
Step 3) Book yourself into an even remoter cottage-by-the-sea
Step 4) Stay there (or the re abo uts) for a week

How to escape the heatwave:
Repeat steps 1 to 4 above

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