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Take a seat. Take a deep breath.
Now, try flexing your creative muscle...
See if you can come up with a few perfectly crafted names for the following.
I started you off, and now I've added some of your best ideas. Any more?
Children'snames
Most parents give their children sweet lovely names like Joseph and Emily. But what if children's names better reflected the realities of modern life? Your suggestions please. Girls' names: Lippy, Mona, Bellie, Sulkie, Rebella, Slammer, Sourpuss, Asda, Ingratia, Waddia, Blinga, Steala, Bacardi, Nicotina, Pixel, Chlamydia. Boys' names: Roly, Bratt, Asbo, Chubb, Vandle, Shuddit, Git, Tesco, Wheedler, Jinx, Gawk, Chav, Dosh, Hashi, Oiyu, Gizmo, Fatwa, Lidl Johnny.
Chemical elements
There must be a number of rare chemical elements still waiting to be discovered. Your suggestions please.
• Euphonium (the sub-atomic particle that carries text messages from mobile to mobile)
• Cranium (the chemical in the brain which pensioners with Alzheimers gradually lose)
• Palladium (the mind-altering substance that makes Michael Barrymore think he has talent)
• Belgium (the flattest substance known to man, even more so than week-old lemonade)
• Planetarium (only eight of these atoms exist, although they are rather large)
• Geranium (the brown substance in soil that makes weeds grow faster than other plants)
• Pandamoanium (aphrodisiac for large Chinese mammals)
• Teadium (a hot, sweet substance popular with plumbers)
• Dumdedumdedumdium (a substance only found in Ambridge)
• Iwraniwm (Radioactive element found only in Wales)
• Aquarium (rather watery, can only be kept in large rectangular glass containers)
• Millennium (symbol Mm - discovered in Greenwich in the year 2000 by Peter Mandelson)
• Spectrum (symbol Zx - basic substance of all modern computers)
• Tedium (symbol Zz - the dullest element of all)
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