diamond geezer

 Wednesday, February 14, 2007

The VD guide to a healthy heart

5 reasons why being single is good for your health  5 reasons why being coupled is good for your health
1 It's impossible to book a table in a restaurant on Valentine's Day, not that anybody ever invites you out for a three course dinner in a restaurant anyway.  1 That charming Mediterranean restaurant in the high street can serve up a much healthier Valentine's Day meal than anything you could cook at home.
2 Nobody ever (ever) buys you a box of chocolates.  2 It's much better to share a bottle of wine than attempt to drink it all yourself.
3 Oysters, truffles and other aphrodisiacs are really bad for you.  3 Regular sex burns 5 calories a minute, and keeps you fit and agile too.
4 You're willing to spend ages at the gym attempting to look fit enough to attract a partner.  4 You always try hard to keep yourself in good shape for your partner's sake.
5 You can play football on a Sunday morning without your partner insisting you stay home and retile the kitchen instead.  5 You can stay in bed on a Sunday morning and still get plenty of exercise.
      
5 reasons why being single is bad for your health  5 reasons why being coupled is bad for your health
1 It's never worth cooking for one, so you eat far too many ready meals and takeaways.  1 It's too much trouble to cook yourselves a decent meal every night so you eat out much too often.
2 You spend too many nights indoors slouching on your sofa watching the telly with nothing to do but eat crisps.  2 You spend half of every Saturday morning sat in a coffee shop with your beloved sipping cappucinos and nibbling on a muffin.
3 Not having a relationship risks sending you spiralling into gloomy pizza-eating depression.  3 The break-up of your relationship will one day send you spiralling into gloomy pizza-eating depression.
4 Nobody cares what you look like, so why bother going to all the effort of keeping yourself fit?  4 You've already found your partner, so it doesn't matter if let your body go to seed a bit.
5 If you ever suffer a heart attack, there's nobody around to notice and ring for an ambulance.  5 The stress of living with someone else greatly increases the risk that you'll suffer a heart attack.


<< click for Newer posts

click for Older Posts >>


click to return to the main page


...or read more in my monthly archives
Jan17  Feb17  Mar17
Jan16  Feb16  Mar16  Apr16  May16  Jun16  Jul16  Aug16  Sep16  Oct16  Nov16  Dec16
Jan15  Feb15  Mar15  Apr15  May15  Jun15  Jul15  Aug15  Sep15  Oct15  Nov15  Dec15
Jan14  Feb14  Mar14  Apr14  May14  Jun14  Jul14  Aug14  Sep14  Oct14  Nov14  Dec14
Jan13  Feb13  Mar13  Apr13  May13  Jun13  Jul13  Aug13  Sep13  Oct13  Nov13  Dec13
Jan12  Feb12  Mar12  Apr12  May12  Jun12  Jul12  Aug12  Sep12  Oct12  Nov12  Dec12
Jan11  Feb11  Mar11  Apr11  May11  Jun11  Jul11  Aug11  Sep11  Oct11  Nov11  Dec11
Jan10  Feb10  Mar10  Apr10  May10  Jun10  Jul10  Aug10  Sep10  Oct10  Nov10  Dec10 
Jan09  Feb09  Mar09  Apr09  May09  Jun09  Jul09  Aug09  Sep09  Oct09  Nov09  Dec09
Jan08  Feb08  Mar08  Apr08  May08  Jun08  Jul08  Aug08  Sep08  Oct08  Nov08  Dec08
Jan07  Feb07  Mar07  Apr07  May07  Jun07  Jul07  Aug07  Sep07  Oct07  Nov07  Dec07
Jan06  Feb06  Mar06  Apr06  May06  Jun06  Jul06  Aug06  Sep06  Oct06  Nov06  Dec06
Jan05  Feb05  Mar05  Apr05  May05  Jun05  Jul05  Aug05  Sep05  Oct05  Nov05  Dec05
Jan04  Feb04  Mar04  Apr04  May04  Jun04  Jul04  Aug04  Sep04  Oct04  Nov04  Dec04
Jan03  Feb03  Mar03  Apr03  May03  Jun03  Jul03  Aug03  Sep03  Oct03  Nov03  Dec03
 Jan02  Feb02  Mar02  Apr02  May02  Jun02  Jul02 Aug02  Sep02  Oct02  Nov02  Dec02 

eXTReMe Tracker
jack of diamonds
life viewed from london e3

email    twitter    G+

my flickr photostream