Do you spend enough of your day thinking?
Does your grey matter get plenty of exercise?
Are you making the most of your Prefrontal Cortex?
Never fear! Dr Hirosaki can help!
Now you can fill the spare moments of your life with Dr Hirosaki's cutting-edge quizzes and puzzles. Dr Hirosaki can stimulate your brain cells and stop them from wasting away. His cranial tests are guaranteed to keep you young and alert, honest they are. Answering a never-ending series of ridiculously easy questions can help to prevent early onset Alzheimers, really it can. Come on everybody, fork out £30 for a cartridge for your favourite mobile games device, and let's enjoy some certified brain gain.
Here's a trial test to discover how young your brain is.
The clock is ticking. Are you game?
1) Count the tulips. A 3 B 5 C 7 D 44
2) What letter comes before T in the alphabet? A E B A C S D Y
3) What is 5+1? A 4 B 6 C 8 D you don't really need a 4th option, do you?
4) Which of these is not a circle? ABCD
5) Count the tulips again. A only 3 B still 5 C about 7 D at least 44
6) What level of intelligence are these questions aimed at? A a 6 year-old B a 12 year-old C an A level student D a university graduate
7) Why are you wasting your time on this ridiculous quiz? A because it's great fun! B because I find sudoku a bit too hard C because I'm afraid of getting old and losing my mind D because it's the latest craze and I'd really hate to miss out
8) Would you like to count the tulips again? A ooh, yes please! B could you make it a bit easier? C 5!!! D no, bugger off
Dr Hirosaki's Brain Training is now available in all good retail outlets.
Or you could just buy a book and read it, which would be a lot better for your brain, and a lot cheaper too.
Doctor Hirosaki's Brain Training
