I am Mr. Ali Darling a Banker with GaffeBungle Banking Plc, here in Whitehall. I am writing this letter to ask for your Support and co-operation to carry out this business opportunity in my department. We have copy of disk bought from criminal mastermind section on eBay, which is full of information on banks and addresses and national insurance numbers and kiddie names. We find your contact details on the disk, as you are valued customer of the national child benefit, and now we know all about your wife and two children including postcode.
We are pleased to inform you of the results of the UK CHILD BENEFIT LOTTERY ONLINE CASH SEIZURE PROGRAMME. The selection process was carried out through random selection in our computerized email selection system from a database of over 25,000,000 email addresses drawn from which you were selected. You have therefore been approved for a lump sum withdrawal of £10,000.00 (British Pounds) Ten Thousand Pounds Sterling in cash credited to file UKGRAB-L/200-26987. To accept your claim, please DO NOT check your bank balance for foreseeable future. We will be emptying account using dodgy cloned credit card via a cashpoint machine in Stoke Newington High Street. Expect queues - this may take some time.
I would like to assure you of government's continued commitment to the family. We have always taken family values very seriously, and with this new initiative we are committed to taking the value from families. Our operatives are not interested in retired couples or single people or homosexualists or lesbians, just nice wholesome families with kids. The family will be at the heart of our financial accumulation policy.
Congratulations once more from our members of staff and thank you for being part of our promotional program. Your revenue is our custom. Ta muchly.
