Thursday, December 27, 2007
20 ways to use up your leftover turkey
• With chips
• Curry, obviously
• Lightly fried in a pesto sauce with diced shallots
• Take the leftovers back to the supermarket and demand a refund
• Mince it up to create vol-aux-vents for your New Year's Eve buffet
• Drive up to Norfolk and post it through Bernard Matthews letterbox
• Leave it outside your local police station inside a plastic bag labelled "Extreme Danger - Bird Flu"
• Throw it out for the seagulls
• Whatever the meat is on page 47 of Nigella's latest, try using turkey instead
• Dip a chunk in cocoa, hide in a box of chocolates, and watch auntie's face when she tries one
• Hide it in your neighbour's recycling bin and see how long it takes them to work out where the smell's coming from
• Wrap in tinfoil and post to starving people overseas
• Fondue
• Dig a hole in your back garden and bury the lot
• Make some turkey sandwiches and leave them on the bus
• Cut into snowflake shapes, spray with varnish and hang on the tree as decorations
• Stick the rest at the back of the freezer and get it out for Easter
• Why not just buy a smaller turkey next year?
• Or go vegan - they never have this problem with nut roasts
• [I'm sure you can come up with a 20th]
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