 diamond geezer
Saturday, February 23, 2008
What to do this Saturday?
1) Do you have to go to work?
→ If yes, sorry. → If no, go to question 2
2) Have you got some big event booked, like a wedding or a holiday?
→ If yes, enjoy. → If no, go to question 3
3) Are you feeling sick or unwell?
→ If yes, recover. → If no, go to question 4
4) Do you have family to visit?
→ If yes, do your duty. → If no, go to question 5
5) Have you got dependent offspring?
→ If yes, keep them happy. → If no, go to question 6
6) Do you have kittens?
→ If yes, they'll keep you occupied. → If no, go to question 7
7) Do you feel the need to go shopping?
→ If you must, go indulge. → If no, go to question 8
8) Is your garden starting to wake up for Spring?
→ If yes, start digging. → If no, go to question 9
9) Is your weekend only complete with a trip to IKEA?
→ If yes, get a life. → If no, go to question 10
10) Do you have some "urgent" bathroom retiling to do?
→ If yes, your priorities are all wrong. → If no, go to question 11
11) Do you have a significant other?
→ If yes, find some "together" activities. → If no, go to question 12
12) Hmmm, what the hell are the rest of us going to do all day?
 
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