Tuesday, April 01, 2008
Eat London: The Taj Sahib Restaurant
Hello my name is Miriam. I know readers of the Geezer are always wondering where to have dinner. Well wonder no longer. There is a great restaurant in Bricklane and it is called the Taj Sahib. You cannot miss it. It's the one with two men standing outside inviting you urgently inside. Be welcomed to your seat with a warming naan, and rest your weary slippers. Two for one offers and special deals are always available at the Taj Sahib. Curry is a speciality, of course, and the balti is hot and spicy. And we have an excellent bonus for you. Just tell my cousin Jahar that you have seen this review on the Geezer and he will give you extra chapatis. And he will give me new bicycle if enough of you go, so please go.
But be careful when you visit. The streets of London are full of the hoodie youth and girls with knives. It is inhuman and it is sad and we are reading about it all the time in the foreign press. We do not understand why the youth are breaking down like this but maybe it is the free oyster and the bendy bus. It must be very scary for you, oh people of London. So be sure to go to Bricklane when all the devil's children are at school. Or maybe wait a few more months and they will all have been locked up in the Tower of London. Or sacrificed.
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