There are a lot of potentially boring hours between waking up and going to bed. Here's a list of 100 unproductive activities some people do to occupy that time.
nap, watch Countdown, snack, look out of the window, stare out of the window at the falling rain, spend time on Facebook, tend a flower bed to make your rose bushes look really special, visit a nailbar, dust, sit on the comfy chairs at Starbucks and sip a latte, listen to the radio, watch a DVD, watch all the DVD extras, watch the DVD again with director's commentary, keep a pet, fill in a sudoku, wax your car, nibble an entire box of chocolates, daub your face with make up, worry, watch Big Brother, go on Big Brother, wiggle your Wii, read your horoscope, flirt, get your hair permed, hang around in the betting shop, sit on a bench in the park and ogle the passers by, support a football team, binge, go out for a picnic, keep a diary, make a cup of tea, worry about the price of your house, sunbathe, love a dog, go down the pub, flick through all the channels on Sky and end up watching a carpet cleaner infomercial because there's nothing better on, ring a friend, check the BBC News website to see if anything interesting has happened, Twitter, work slowly through a £40 box set of series 2 of some TV programme you forgot to watch at the time, moan and gripe, play (or watch) cricket, stare at tropical fish, read the free paper, repaint the bedroom, retile the bathroom, refit the kitchen, stroke a kitten, go for a walk, do a museum, sit on the sofa with your beloved and read different sections of the newspaper, slouch in a bus shelter smoking illicit fags, jog, lie in bed and hope the pain will go away, ride round the Circle line, tan, window shop, chat online, clockwatch, mooch around on the internet and look at things, invite friends round for a dinner party, take photographs, look at other people's photographs, do the crossword, snog, add comments to blogs, add botox, fume at the state of the world and politics and young people today and everything, work slowly through a book of word searches, go to the cinema, txt, listen to music, attempt to grow (and exhibit) a prize-winning vegetable, queue for the X Factor, gaze at the ceiling while wishing the day would hurry up and finish, play Super Mario, check your email, check your email again just in case, daydream, alphabetise your CDs, fix all the tags on your mp3s, lie in a slowly cooling bath, have sex (n.b. side effects may include keeping you busy for an additional 20 years), lock yourself away in the bathroom with a porn magazine, go to the Isle of Wight, gossip, open a bottle of wine, play a board game, go to a fancy dress party, wait, read a celebrity magazine, blog.
[sorry, that's only 94... I'm sure you can help me to finish off the list]
