Thursday, February 26, 2009
I'm friends with Stephen Fry I am
I tell him everything I do
I know he reads my every tweet
We're very special chums, we two
I'm friends with Britney Spears I am
We're close as online mates can get
We often share a brief exchange
I'm sure she'd know me if we met
I'm friends with Johnny Ross I am
He listens to me every day
He grins at all my little jokes
We're similar in every way
I'm friends with Gordon Brown I am
He tells me all the Government's news
I tweet back what I really think
I know he always notes my views
I'm friends with Phillip Schofe I am
I follow him, he follows me
Of all his eighty thousand fans
He likes me most, I guarantee
I'm friends with Demi Moore I am
It's great to chat and to be heard
I love to comment on her life
No doubt she heeds my every word
I'm friends with Alan Carr I am
I read his Twitter stream with glee
Then chip in with a merry quip
I bet he laughs as much as me
I'm friends with Lily Allen too
Our chat's the highlight of her day
She knows my every waking move
(I stalk her too, but that's OK)
I'm friends with Russell Brand I am
He hangs upon my every tweet
I share my thoughts and he shares his
Our close friendship is hard to beat
I have so many celeb friends
With whom I regularly speak
Thanks to Twitter I'm no more
A sad deluded lonely geek
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