» Waiting for the bus (oh I give up, let's take a taxi) » Waiting for the bath to fill (but it only comes up to my ankles) » Waiting for the gasman (surely he won't come if I nip quickly to the shops) » Waiting for the commercial break (I hope I can cross my legs until then) » Waiting for the perfect partner (you'll have to do, will you marry me?)
» Waiting for the lights to change (whee! I'm going to ride my bike through anyway) » Waiting for the tea to brew (ugh, it's a bit weak isn't it?) » Waiting for your team to equalise (they've obviously lost, I'll leave early) » Waiting for the car to reach its destination (are we there yet, are we?) » Waiting for your wedding night (oh, is that the best you do?)
» Waiting for the rain to stop (let's watch all the extras on this DVD) » Waiting for the waiter to notice you (how about running without paying the bill?) » Waiting for the train to move (we are being held at a red signal and we should be moving shortly) » Waiting for the phone to ring (I suppose I could always ring them for a change) » Waiting for the baby to be born (go on then, induce it)
» Waiting for dawn (can't sleep, can't sleep, please stop snoring) » Waiting for lunchtime (but first I'll have a bag of crisps, a muffin and a Kit Kat) » Waiting for the working day to be over (only another two hours ten minutes and sixteen seconds) » Waiting for the working day to be over (only another two hours nine minutes and fifty-four seconds) » Waiting for the weekend (and then remembering none of it)
» Waiting for the soup to cool (yeeouch, my tongue) » Waiting for someone to notice you (I'll keep looking, because I know they fancy me really) » Waiting for the party to pick up (I knew I should have got here fashionably late) » Waiting for something to happen (let me check my email, and Twitter, and Facebook, and my email again) » Waiting for that big lottery win (next week, surely)
» Waiting for power (we'll agree to anything if you join us) » Waiting for proportional representation (then two offers come along at once) » Waiting for a decision (lesser of two evils, anyone?) » Waiting for certainty (quick, before the economy collapses) » Waiting for a government (no, really, there'll be one along eventually)
Better to wait than to jump in too early. Be patient.
