If you're a regular reader of this blog, I have a treat for you.
The dg Reward Card.
Simply by reading this blog you can start collecting diamond points which will accumulate into special offers, prizes and exclusive features. Download your personal card today, and you could be reaping rewards very soon.
It seems only fair that those who put so much effort into reading this blog, day in day out, should get something back. Now I can say thank you with a bespoke range of gifts and treasures, and all you have to do is sign up. By activating your card, and following a few simple instructions, you too can earn benefits previously undreamed of.
20 diamond points earns you a gold star beside your name in the comments box.
40 diamond points unlocks a secret monthly post unseen by ordinary readers.
60 diamond points means a 2-for-1 deal at the Plaza restaurant, Westfield E20
80 diamond points allows you to replace dull posts with pictures of kittens
100 diamond points equals a free trip on TfL's thrilling Greenwich Dangleway
200 diamond points entitles you to a signed copy of the first diamond geezer e-book
400 diamond points wins you a VIP ticket to the exclusive DG Readers Xmas Soirée
It's so easy to take part. Just follow a few simple instructions, check back every day for the daily reward code, and send in your completed card to claim your prize.
1. Download your personal card, shown above, by clicking, saving or scanning.
2. Make a note of your personal 8-digit ID number, individually exclusive to you.
3. Print out the card and sign it, to ensure nobody else can claim your points.
4. Register your ID number by completing the form at the bottom of this post.
5. If you don't want to not fail to receive special offers by email from valued partners, don't forget to untick this box.
1. Visit diamondgeezer.blogspot.com every day for your maximum chance to win.
2. Check the playing card in the top left-hand corner of the website.
3. Note the Bonus Letter imprinted on the card, which will update daily.
4. Each Bonus Letter represents the accumulation of one diamond point.
5. Write the Bonus Letter in the next available Diamond Space on your card.
6. Repeat daily with consecutive letters until both sides of the card are full.
Claiming your prize
1. When all the spaces on both sides of your card are full, you are ready to claim.
2. Make sure you have a complete set of consecutive Bonus Letters in the correct order.
3. Send your completed card to the email address printed on the back of the card.
4. Alternatively tweet a photo of your card to the @dgrewardcard account.
5. Await your dg Reward MegaPrize! (and download your next dg Reward Card)
It really is that simple.
So download your personal card today, make a note of the first daily Bonus Letter and you too could unlock success.
The dg Reward Card. Selling your online integrity for a few trinkets was never easier.
The Terms and Conditions set out below apply to the provision to you of the dg Reward Card and are to be read in conjunction with the terms and conditions appearing from time to time on the Website. Please read these Terms and Conditions carefully before entering into the contract. By completing either the online or hard copy registration process you are agreeing to be bound by these Terms and Conditions. We reserve the right to amend these Terms and Conditions at any time by giving you notice by posting the amended terms and conditions on the Website. Your dg Reward Card is valid for 12 months and the expiry date will be printed on the card. The dg Reward Card is strictly non-transferable so cannot be used by either friends or family members. Any attempted misuse of the dg Reward Card will result in cancellation of the card. Blah de blah de blah de blah we know you never read this bit anyway. We will not be responsible for any indirect losses, consequential, exemplary, special or punitive damages, lost opportunities, loss of profits, anticipated profits, actual or anticipated savings. We do not limit our liability at law for fraudulent misrepresentation or for death or personal injury caused by negligence or any other type of liability which cannot by law be excluded or limited. We do not accept liability for unsatisfactory experiences or any failure by our Partners to deliver expected services and quality. You agree to hold us harmless against all losses, liabilities, claims or demands arising out of any breaches of the representation and warranties and assurances. We reserve the right to vary, amend or cancel this promotion at any time and you agree that no liability shall attach to us as a result thereof. We are going to send you shedloads of marketing emails, you muppet, and there ain't nothing you can do to stop us.
Please enter your unique 8 digit ID number below
Please enter your email address and postcode below
postcode: This information is essential for activation and don't ask why.
Please enter a password below
password: Your password must have at least 8 characters, at least three of which must be in upper/lower case, and at least two of which must be non-alphanumeric. We know this means it'll be entirely unmemorable and you'll forget it later, but password security is very important.
Now activate your dg Reward Card to embrace your bonus bonanza.