Friday, March 15, 2019
The simple guide to Brexit so far
2015 General Election
Another coalition
Conservative government
Any other Labour leader
Jeremy Corbyn
Referendum quietly forgotten
Referendum announced
Boris sees his chance
Numbers on a bus
2016 Referendum
REMAIN
LEAVE
Cameron stays
Cameron resigns
Johnson
Gove
Leadsom
May
Article 50 when ready
Article 50 anyway
2017 General Election
Increased Tory majority
Corbyn takes control
Minority government
DUP take centre stage
Red line - no hard border
Red line - no customs union
Red line - immigration control
Chequers plan
Lengthy negotiations
UK/EU deadlock
Backstop conceded
Withdrawal Agreement
Parliament votes for
Parliament votes against
Parliament votes for
Parliament votes against
Parliament prefers no deal
Parliament refuses no deal
Parliament refuses everything
Parliament requests A50 extension
The simple guide to Brexit-to-come
Parliament requests A50 extension
EU refuses
Third meaningful vote
Parliament votes for
Managed Brexit 29 March
Transition period until...
2020
2022
forever
Parliament votes against
Panic-buying
Nationwide chaos
Article 50 withdrawn
Half the nation cheers
Half the nation mutinies
Over the cliff edge we go
No deal Brexit 29 March
Ongoing crisis management
EU grants short extension
Third meaningful vote
Parliament votes for
Managed Brexit 30 June
Parliament votes against
Fourth meaningful vote
Parliament votes for
Managed Brexit 30 June
Parliament votes against
Fifth meaningful vote
Parliament votes for
Managed Brexit 30 June
Parliament votes against
No deal Brexit 30 June
EU insists on long extension
Parliament says no
Third meaningful vote
Parliament votes for
Managed Brexit 29 March
Parliament votes against
No deal Brexit 29 March
Parliament says yes
EU elections must be held
Acrimonious campaigning
Irrelevant outcome
People's Vote
Deal
Managed Brexit
No Deal
No deal Brexit
Remain
Article 50 withdrawn
Vote of no confidence
May steps down
Boris
Hell no
Gove
Hell no
Hunt
Hell no
Javid
Hell no
Rudd
Hell no
Rees-Mogg
Hell
May clings on
2019 General Election
Tory Majority
Managed Brexit
Endless recriminations
No deal Brexit
Free trade free-for-all
Corbyn triumph
Renegotiated Brexit
Socialist nirvana
No majority
On
And on
And on
And on
And on
Forever
