The Queue is a once in a generation experience
The Queue is a living opinion poll on a just-dead monarch
The Queue is a self-inflicted endurance challenge
The Queue is a human serpent winding along the Albert Embankment and around the South Bank
The Queue could reach five miles long
The Queue is your chance not to see the Queen because she's dead
The Queue is a five day phenomenon defined by its rear
The Queue has a step-free option
The Queue is accessed via the ultimate wristband
The Queue reached Jubilee Gardens yesterday at noon
The Queue should be called the Elizabeth line
The Queue has been lucky with the weather
The Queue is a final act of mourning climaxing with a catafalque
The Queue pauses every 20 minutes for the changing of the guard
The Queue is a chance to wait for hours and then get your possessions confiscated at the end
The Queue requires stamina and a strong bladder
The Queue never sleeps, only shuffles
The Queue moves at the speed of its slowest mourners
The Queue would move faster if people didn't keep stopping and bowing
The Queue is all the media have left to report on until the funeral
The Queue has been planned for decades
The Queue is a variable function with dynamic stochastic parameters
The Queue splits into four inside Westminster Hall
The Queue has a YouTube tracker, not a boring old website
The Queue ended at occupy.fired.farms, casual.muddy.caller, send.edit.maybe and tent.pipe.descended
The Queue is livestreaming random Britons on the Red Button
The Queue does not tolerate excessive consumption of alcohol or drunken behaviour
The Queue delivers a five second pay-off, then spits you out
The Queue is easier to spectate than to join
The Queue is less stimulating once you reach the sneaky slalom in Victoria Tower Gardens
The Queue is looked down upon by people who wouldn't dream of joining it
The Queue is giving chief police officers nightmares
The Queue is an act of faith, because there could be anything under that flag
The Queue earns you a story to tell for a lifetime
The Queue is merely a distraction from the awful mess the country's in
The Queue will contain less than 1% of the population
The Queue is an anagram of 'The Queen' with the n turned upside-down
The Queue has no Fastpass option for commoners
The Queue is the boss of all queues
The Queue is as British as it gets
