16:00 Paris St-Germain v Arsenal kicks off at 5pm (which is 6pm in Budapest) oi oi you Gunners. 16:05 Best find yourself a pub. The final's not being shown on free-to-air channels, only the TNT Sports greedstream, so best squeeze into a bar with all the other sweaty fans and buy some pints. 16:15 Time to stop driving round town with all your car windows down yelling "Goo-ners!" at anyone you see wearing a replica shirt, which appears to be every single male in London aged between 15 and 40. (blimey there are so many red shirts out there on the streets today, also the blue away kit, the grey goalkeepers kit, the pink away kit, the weirdly stripy away kit, the embarrassing kit that still says Visit Rwanda on the sleeve and the kit so old JVC are the sponsor). 16:40 Arsenal have the hope, the dreams, the courage, the ambition, the opportunity to own the moment, the confidence, the inner fire, the relentless desire to win, the tactical clarity, the deep-seated bravery, the talent, the commitment, the heroic mindset, the self-belief, the taste for history, the steadfast vision, the dedication, the tenacity, the hunger for success, the fearless mindset and the passion to seize a glorious victory. 16:41 And so do Paris St-Germain. 16:50 Arsenal's line-up: Raya, Mosquera, Saliba, Findus, Gabriel, Hincapie, Spirograph, Rice, Lewis-Skelly, Odegaard, Bejam, Saka, Trossard, Havertz (except for three of those). 16:59 It's only 10 days since Arsenal won the Premier League and North London self-combusted. Can they top that today? 17:04 Still nil nil 17:09 Goaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal!!!!!!!!!! 😀 17:54 One nil up at half time (off for pep talk and orange segments) 18:10 Now the second half. 18:29 Penalty! ☹️ 18:30 Goal ☹️
Champions League Final liveblog
