Friday, May 30, 2003
Eviction 1
Big Brother House, this is Davina: The phone lines are closed, the votes have been counted and verified, and I can reveal that the first person to be evicted from the BB house is...
First housemate out: Anouska, with 46% of the vote.
Blimey: OK, so I was wrong. All the bookies were wrong. My faith in human nature is almost restored as the 34DD cup is evicted ahead of the IQ of 130. The Sun will be gutted that its Operation Save Anouska has failed dismally, although I bet she appears on Page 3 before the end of next week. Jon gets to stay, although I suspect the public are only keeping him in for geeky comedy value. I really must buy some more Celebdaq shares in Mr Tickle immediately, £2.49 and rising.
Evicted next week? Sissy out please.
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