Thursday, April 08, 2004
inflight entertainment
• The bloke in front of me at the airport security gate got the full Cell Block H search, but not me.
• Seen in departure lounge - Kim (or was it Aggie?) the blond smiley fat one from How Clean Is Your House
• People now seem spend most of their time on a flight wandering (and blocking) the aisles in a desperate attempt to stop their veins seizing up.
• I went to the toilet over Iceland. Somehow this felt very wrong.
• The in-flight magazine contained two major features - one on the availability of wheelie suitcases and one on the joy of bottled water. I read neither.
• US Immigration did not fingerprint me, neither did US customs find my teabag stash, but both services employ the most humorless automatons I have ever met.
• My body was awake for 24 hours yesterday, most of that in full daylight, but I think I've convinced myself it's now breakfast time.
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