| US... | ...and us |
| Automobiles everywhere on the pavement. | Walking everywhere on the pavement. |
| Perfect white, unnatural teeth. | Imperfect off-white, natural teeth. |
| Non smoking bars, non-stink clothes. | Nicotine-stained pubs, smelly clothes. |
| Over-60 oily TV presenters. | Under-20 hairgelled TV presenters. |
| Ad breaks, ad breaks, ad breaks. | Public service broadcasting. |
| Gray American English. | Colourful British English. |
| Houses numbered 1200. | Castles built in 1200. |
| Toilet bowls with a display shelf. | Everything discreetly flushed away. |
| Straight roads, straight fields, straight lines. | Curvy roads, curvy fields, curves. |
| Crosswords: each letter clued twice. | Crosswords: each word clued twice. |
| Phone numbers that spell words. | People who send text messages. |
| Ice with everything, | Tea with everything. |
| Fluid ounces, fahrenheit, pounds, miles. | Litres, celsius, kilograms, miles. |
| Lengthy newspaper headlines, with commas. | One syllable headlines, with breasts. |
| Ancient two-pin plugs and light switches. | People who still wash up by hand. |
| Liberty. | Freedom. |
