I'm just back from a long weekend in Norfolk, which has involved travelling through the delightful market town of Diss. Stupid name for a town, but some of the local businesses have been creative and used it in their company name. Below are all the 'witty and hilarious' business names I can find in the Diss version of the Yellow Pages - can you flex your creative muscle and think up some more? And, while we're at it, just down the road lies the tiny Suffolk town of Eye. They're a pretty unimaginative bunch in Eye at the moment - can you do better?
Your best ideas so far have been added below. Any more?