Monday, December 13, 2004
Let's all write a book...
Have you noticed how easy it is to write a book these days? Bookshops this Christmas are piled high with short novelty volumes knocked off by their authors in a couple of hours flat. These books usually feature one short phrase or home truth written in large font across the middle of every page, each surrounded by acres of empty space. And people actually buy these lightweight publications, presumably to give to people they don't care for very much.
So I thought today we'd have a go at writing our own book. In less than 24 hours. I can't guarantee it'll be on the shelves in time for this Christmas, but it might be worth us trying to get it published next year. I've decided that the title of our moneyspinning text will be The Little Book Of Four Letter Words and it'll feature just one four letter word in very big type on each page. All you lot need to do is to come up with your favourite 4 four letter words and stick them in the comments box. I've started things off. Let's see just how easy this authoring lark really is...
The Little Book Of Four Letter Words by dg readers © 2004 once upon time frog home beer foot ball apex punt pert woof pout tout heel blag here hear were whir peek blah snug tear twat funk wine bike ears nose tits toes cats dogs food hugs work shop play rest bled puke spew plop blog blag faff fuzz phat book four word love true room beds spiv vamp flam dude arse boob legs mush live your life free drop dung over wall dove blue star calm pine Ikea xmas time dead ewes salt lick dump game tone bell shag pile rugs burn hump back wail meat meld fold flet kelp rock blob leak torn teat lust want play lost duck whom make much cash rear shut stub stop the end
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