Everybody else is doing it, so I thought I'd sell my soul to the devil and introduce advertising on diamond geezer. Apparently it's the perfect way to fully realise my blog's revenue potential. Don't worry, only carefully selected adverts related to site content will appear, and they won't be in any way
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intrusive. I'm really looking forward to monetizing and enhancing my content pages with precisely targeted ads. I'm assured that these carefully chosen sponsorship messages will encourage users to keep coming back for more. Regular readers will appreciate the well-matched additional information provided by this unobtrusive service. Nobody, I'm sure, will think this site somehow cheaper, tackier or more disreputable.
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But I can't make my blogfortune if you readers don't click on my ads. So please click on a few of them, or preferably all of them, even if you're not interested in what the advertisers have to offer. None of the sites will try to hijack your computer and install spyware, honest. I'm told that for every thousand clicks you make I'll receive a payment of 50¢, which at today's exchange rates is almost a whole Mars Bar. I'm going to become very rich indeed, but only if you lot play along. Go on, you click on me and I'll click on you.
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