Saturday, September 17, 2005
The diamond geezer Saturday Supplements
news ============= Who cares about real news? It's Saturday! Quick, flick through all our other new sections. | sport ============= Sorry cricket fans - it's back to football and rugby for the next nine months. | life ============= A Putney housewife tells us all about her 4x4, her ponies and her botox nightmare. | media ============= It's all just an excuse for us journos to write about ourselves. At enormous length. |
cash ============= Do you have huge credit card debts? Ha bloody ha, cos we're busy discussing shares. | style ============= Is beige the new black, or is black the new beige? With 36 page IKEA pullout. | travel ============= We've been to Bolivia and the Seychelles, but unfortunately you're going to Spain. | food ============= Why spinach ricotta is the new fish and chips - Jamie Oliver investigates. |
health ============= Does your health insurance provide unlimited cover against ageing? Ooh I hope so. | motoring ============= Sporty gas guzzlers you've always lusted after but will never be able to afford. | gossip ============= Your chance to read about rich people with lives more interesting than your own. | property ============= That garden looks nice. Why not spend the entire weekend trying to copy it? |
magazine ============= Lots of glossy articles interspersed by adverts for Lacoste, BMW and Waitrose. | music ============= Cute young pianist with floppy fringe releases inoffensive album (review inside) | TV ============= Sorry. It's hospital dramas, reality TV and imported rubbish again, all evening. | free DVD ============= We're giving away some crap romantic film you never went to see at the cinema. |
(because Saturday is the new Sunday)
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