diamond geezer

 Wednesday, January 11, 2006

Celebrity Gallowatch:
• "If it's worldwide, I'm the most famous. Virtually every Muslim in the world, which is one and a half billion people, knows me." (George Galloway 08/01/06)
• "I think George is vile. I just think he's a bitter old man.... George thinks he's something either more special or more intelligent or more wise than what perhaps I am." (Jodie Marsh 08/01/06)
• "I like to think, as British political figures go, I'm closer to the street than most, and more in touch with younger people than most, but I'm not as well in touch as I thought I was." (George Galloway 08/01/06)

Nominations
• To evict George Galloway (an MP who should be in Parliament) call 09011 323304 (or text GEORGE to 84444)
• To evict Pete Burns (a sarcastic singer wrapped in a gorilla) call 09011 323304 (or text GEORGE to 84444)
• To evict Jodie Marsh (a model as vacuous as her implants) call 09011 323304 (or text GEORGE to 84444)
(worth it even at 50p a time - George so deserves to win this election)

In other news: They're discussing Crossrail in Parliament tomorrow. Crossrail directly affects the Bethnal Green and Bow constituency, especially the construction of a proposed shaft just off Brick Lane. George has taken a particular interest in the Crossrail Bill (it's one of the few bills he's actually turned out to vote against). But George won't be there tomorrow. Never mind. His Respect press office assures us that this doesn't matter. So that's alright then.

posted 07:00 :

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