 CELEB SPOTTED IN SOHO BAR
exclusive photos!!
We spotted a nearly famous celebrity in a central London bar last night. She was out drinking with her mates, and she was looking a bit rough. Her make-up was smudged and she had a tiny blemish on her cheek. We think her classy image has really taken a tumble. We were shocked by her imperfection, and we think you will be too. (photos page 11)
PROPERTY HOTSPOT TUMBLE
Fears are growing that home owners in Kensington and Chelsea may see their assets rise in value by only 40% this year. Estate agent Pamela de la Cruz told us "Detached five bedroom villas are no longer the get-rich goldmine they once were."
MAYOR DENIES ROCK BAND RUMOURS
Ken Livingstone has denied that he intends to form a guitar band with other key members of the London Assembly. "Ken has no plans to show off his strumming skills at the Olympic opening ceremony," a spokeswoman said, "and anyway, U2 are already booked."
SOME REAL NEWS HAS HAPPENED
Something very important was announced by the government today. It will have major political repercussions and may also lead to higher air fares, according to something we read on the Sky News website.
LATEST TUBE DISRUPTION
Piccadilly line: Minor delays due to pigeon
Jubilee line: Family of tourists blocking escalator at Bond Street
Victoria line: A bit squashed in the second carriage
TONIGHT'S WEATHER
8 degrees - dry with damp bits.
Don't forget your galoshes. | PRINCE HARRY'S BALD PATCH
see page 7
NEW BROCCOLI HEALTH SCARE SHOCK
 Russian scientists have confirmed that eating broccoli may not reduce fine lines and wrinkles, even though a Dutch survey yesterday said it did. Instead broccoli may help to cut the risk of heart disease, although only in hamsters, according to yet another survey we read in the Daily Mail this morning.
LaVitae Broccoli Capsules, £39.
News in brief: A Chinese grandmother is recovering in hospital after being hit by a fish.
RESTAURANT REVIEW
We've been to a really expensive restaurant in Mayfair that you couldn't possibly afford to dine at, but we were on expenses and it was fab, and we saw lots of celebs (well, Patsy Kensit), so there.
YOUR TEXT MESSAGES
• "I think taxi drivers should be castrated at birth."
Samantha, Putney
• "People who play loud music on buses should be shot. I'd volunteer."
Colin, Surrey
• "Can anyone recommend a good halal butcher in Dulwich?
Penelope, SE21
MINI-SUDOKU
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SPORTS NEWS
Your favourite London football team have been involved with transfer deals recently, and they have an important match coming up soon, and the manager says they have every hope of winning, but there are injury rumours, and their disappointing league position may not improve. |
CELEB SPOTTED IN SOHO BAR