 | i hate living in london it smells
posted by dagbo [3 minutes ago] |
 | Ken Livingstone should be made to travel to work on the Piccadilly line. That'd soon wipe the smile off his smug reptilian face.
posted by Helen Samuels (Ms) [7 minutes ago] |
 | nightbus vomit is a very hard stain to remove
posted by Tandy27 [18 minutes ago] |
 | I'm tired of bloody pedestrians waving their fists at me as I plough through them at traffic lights. Red light means slaughter!
posted by cyclopath [15 minutes ago] |
| the olimpics are a waist of money
posted by dagbo [24 minutes ago] |
 | No thanks, I don't want a bloody London Lite. No thanks, I don't want a bloody London Paper. Bugger off and block somebody else's pavement.
posted by diamond geezer [29 minutes ago] |
 | New Malden. Why?
posted by big smoker [33 minutes ago] |
 | Topless dealers and bare-chested croupiers available for your pleasure at www.jugsroulette.com
posted by Online Casino Babes [34 minutes ago] |
 | i think the french tourist season has begun - anyone got a gun?
posted by samantha jeppard [46 minutes ago] |
| It just cost me four pounds to travel half a mile on the tube. It's a disgrace. I could have walked it for less than that
posted by Helen Samuels (Ms) [50 minutes ago] |
| I went to Ponders End once. It was closed
posted by big smoker [about an hour ago] |
 | The Congestion Charge should be raised to £20 a day (but £50 for anyone in Putney, and £100 for anyone with kids called Jake and Jocasta)
posted by ecodave [about an hour ago] |
 | You may call Uxbridge civilisation, but my nearest Waitrose is 12 miles away
posted by fluffikins [about an hour ago] |
| London's litter problem is only because the anti-terrorist police are too scared to allow litter bins back on the streets - the wusses
posted by diamond geezer [about an hour ago] |
| big issue? no, you can ram it
posted by dagbo [about an hour ago] |
| London is full of idiots and imbeciles - most of whom share my tube carriage every morning.
posted by samantha jeppard [about 2 hours ago] |
| They treat bendy bus passengers worse than cattle, you know
posted by ecodave [about 2 hours ago] |
| What makes my neighbours think I want to listen to Bob Marley at full blast at three o'clock in the bloody morning?
posted by big smoker [about 2 hours ago] |
| I think Battersea Power Station should be knocked down and turned into cheap flats for stockbrokers
posted by Helen Samuels (Ms) [about 2 hours ago] |
| everyone in London's Polish these days, innit?
posted by darbo [about 3 hours ago] |
geezr is the new place for Londoners to meet.
