| 2011 | A decision is made: the Olympic Stadium will be sold to West Ham after the Games | A decision is made: the Olympic Stadium will be sold to Tottenham Hotspur after the Games |
| 2012 | The London Olympics are a great success. Many world records are broken in the iconic stadium. |
| 2013 | West Ham kick off their tenantship of the Olympic Stadium with a Division 1 home match against Accrington Stanley. Fans bring binoculars. | The Olympic Park reopens to the public, but with an unattractive stadium-sized demolition site at its heart. |
| 2014 | West Ham kick off their second season at the Westfield Olympic Stadium with a Division 2 home match against Rushden & Diamonds. | A completely different stadium is emerging. Few tourists want to go up the Orbit tower to view a non-Olympic building site. |
| 2015 | Even half full feels half empty. Fans nickname the ground Tumbleweed Stadium. | Olympic Hotspur kick off their tenantship of the McFlurry Stadium with a Premiership clash against Chelsea. |
| 2016 | West Ham host the national athletics championships. Some spectators turn up. Crystal Palace stadium closes down. | Britain loses out on its bid to host the 2018 World Tiddlywinks Championships, because our international athletics reputation is zero. |
| 2017 | West Ham host the Rugby World Cup - the most exciting thing to happen here for five years. The stadium is packed three times. | The cheapest Spurs season ticket costs £3000. Increased funds bring in star international players and a cupboard of silverware. |
| 2018 | Prime Minister Boris Johnson is forced to resign over the West Ham Toxic Legacy debacle. | Teenage football fans in N17 have all switched allegiance to Arsenal, the traitorous bastards. |
| 2019 | West Ham enter into a ground-sharing agreement with Leyton Orient and Essex County Cricket Club. Profits start to rise. | Pink Floyd's Reunion Tour includes 33 consecutive nights at the Filet-o-Fish Stadium, much to the displeasure of local residents. |
| 2020 | After Wembley closes for urgent pitch renewal, the FA confims that the Cup Final is to be switched to Stratford. | Spurs' owners sell off the club and stadium, because they can, and rake in an absolute fortune. Taxpayers fume impotently. |
| 2021 | House prices in the Olympic Park Village continue to rise, as community sports facilities prove attractive. | Spurs' new owners suddenly go bankrupt, due to carbon-trading irregularities, and the club's proud history ends. |
| 2022 | Under David Beckham's managerial leadership, West Ham claw their way back to the top flight. | The Westfield Car Boot Sale takes place in the Old Hotspur Arena every Sunday morning. |
