| STANMORE WINTERVILLE Your choice of mulled red liquid or a tumbler of eggnog from one of the buxom ladies in the Santa hats.
 | FINCHLEY CHRISTMAS FOREST Several dozen fir trees, two days away from shedding all their needles, have been plumped up and are ready for sale.
 | EDMONTON ICE PALACE All your favourite Frozen characters are brought to life with full size cut-outs around an artificial tinfoil glacier.
 | ROMFORD SPIRIT OF CHRISTMAS Come watch everyone's favourite John Lewis advert on the TV screen in the pawnbrokers' window.
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| HILLINGDON ICE RINK As soon as the car park freezes over, bring your skates and glühwein to this annual ice treat (pre-booking recommended).
 | ILLUMINATED CRICKLEWOOD All the streetlamps on the High Road are being kept lit this winter, allowing you to do your Christmas shopping in comfort.
 | CROUCH END PATTY STOP Everyone loves a burger, so these have cranberry sauce in, and that allows us to charge two quid extra.
 | WALTHAMSTOW WONDERLAND Join the stallholders in their Yuletide tents selling a range of red and green pan scourers for all your gift needs.
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| SOUTHALL HYGGE PAGEANT We've written the word 'hygge' on some mugs and soft cushions, and unbelievably these will probably sell.
 | WILLESDEN MUSEUM OF MARZIPAN Come together round our virtual fireplace to enjoy a slab of almond paste with a craft gin cocktail.
 | BETHNAL GREEN CRAFT FAIR Hand-blown metal and chipped glassware can be sourced from the workshops in the arches under the railway.
 | DAGENHAM FESTIVE SHED Rudolph and friends appear in inflatable form, welcoming your children to Santa's laser and tinsel hideaway.
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| TWICKENHAM DESIGNERFEST Grab your last minute presents from the grinning elves with the knock-off and the surprisingly thin giftwrap.
 | BRIXTON FRAGRANCE VILLAGE A chance to buy aftershave and perfume you can't normally buy except on every other day of the year, in gift boxes.
 | PENGE GERMAN MARKET Some chancer with a grill in a van is selling spruced-up hotdogs beside a blackboard chalked up with umlauts.
 | SIDCUP PARK GROTTO Follow the twinkly light trail across the recreation ground to the hut where an old man will surprise your children.
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| CHEAM HANDICRAFT POP-UP Will you choose the bobble hat workshop, the mince pie masterclass or two hours of watching our expert roll candles?
 | MITCHAM MYSTERY TRAIL Use our bespoke app to guide you through the stripy tents by the ring road on a unique urban shopping experience.
 | PURLEY BAVARIAN CHALETS By wrapping shop-bought gingerbread in crinkly plastic with a big red ribbon, a considerable mark-up can be charged.
 | NEW ADDINGTON BIG SWITCH ON One of last year's X Factor contestants has been invited to flick the switch on the fairy lights in the bookies' window.
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