Your choice of mulled red liquid or a tumbler of eggnog from one of the buxom ladies in the Santa hats.
|FINCHLEY CHRISTMAS FOREST|
Several dozen fir trees, two days away from shedding all their needles, have been plumped up and are ready for sale.
|EDMONTON ICE PALACE|
All your favourite Frozen characters are brought to life with full size cut-outs around an artificial tinfoil glacier.
|ROMFORD SPIRIT OF CHRISTMAS|
Come watch everyone's favourite John Lewis advert on the TV screen in the pawnbrokers' window.
|HILLINGDON ICE RINK|
As soon as the car park freezes over, bring your skates and glühwein to this annual ice treat (pre-booking recommended).
All the streetlamps on the High Road are being kept lit this winter, allowing you to do your Christmas shopping in comfort.
|CROUCH END PATTY STOP|
Everyone loves a burger, so these have cranberry sauce in, and that allows us to charge two quid extra.
Join the stallholders in their Yuletide tents selling a range of red and green pan scourers for all your gift needs.
|SOUTHALL HYGGE PAGEANT|
We've written the word 'hygge' on some mugs and soft cushions, and unbelievably these will probably sell.
|WILLESDEN MUSEUM OF MARZIPAN|
Come together round our virtual fireplace to enjoy a slab of almond paste with a craft gin cocktail.
|BETHNAL GREEN CRAFT FAIR|
Hand-blown metal and chipped glassware can be sourced from the workshops in the arches under the railway.
|DAGENHAM FESTIVE SHED|
Rudolph and friends appear in inflatable form, welcoming your children to Santa's laser and tinsel hideaway.
Grab your last minute presents from the grinning elves with the knock-off and the surprisingly thin giftwrap.
|BRIXTON FRAGRANCE VILLAGE|
A chance to buy aftershave and perfume you can't normally buy except on every other day of the year, in gift boxes.
|PENGE GERMAN MARKET|
Some chancer with a grill in a van is selling spruced-up hotdogs beside a blackboard chalked up with umlauts.
|SIDCUP PARK GROTTO|
Follow the twinkly light trail across the recreation ground to the hut where an old man will surprise your children.
|CHEAM HANDICRAFT POP-UP|
Will you choose the bobble hat workshop, the mince pie masterclass or two hours of watching our expert roll candles?
|MITCHAM MYSTERY TRAIL|
Use our bespoke app to guide you through the stripy tents by the ring road on a unique urban shopping experience.
|PURLEY BAVARIAN CHALETS|
By wrapping shop-bought gingerbread in crinkly plastic with a big red ribbon, a considerable mark-up can be charged.
|NEW ADDINGTON BIG SWITCH ON|
One of last year's X Factor contestants has been invited to flick the switch on the fairy lights in the bookies' window.