I'm super-excited this morning to announce the launch of the Diamond Geezer Cafe.
In what I believe is an online first, each daily post on the diamond geezer blog will now include a segregated space in the top right hand corner for the consumption of tea and conviviality.
Join your friends online in a warm and inviting atmosphere, as we all come together to share the best the day can offer.
Everywhere else is doing it. Every high street, every office, every public space now has a cafe on site, as somewhere for folk to gather, to come together over a hot drink, maybe with a small snack thrown in for good measure. Not only do people linger longer where there's a cafe, but it's also good for business, and for generating a feeling of community cohesion.
The Diamond Geezer Cafe is certified GDPR-compliant. Better still, a full wi-fi connection is guaranteed throughout, without having to register or pay any additional surcharge, because otherwise you wouldn't be able to read the post in the first place.
Imagine the comfort of knowing that hundreds of other patrons are reading the same page as you, creating an unseen but unbreakable bond across the planet, and all with the benefit of a fine cup of Earl Grey, peppermint or PG Tips raised to your lips.
You may have to make the tea yourself, sorry. But how much better to approach each day with mug in hand as you read the latest missive on the diamond geezer blog, suitably refreshed for whatever lies ahead.
Come grab a table, get yourself a drink and pause awhile.