1 Dec 2010
It's good day to bribe a FIFA committee member | 2 Dec 2010
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2022
QATAR
wtf!!! | 3 Dec 2010
Qatar promise to build some football stadia | 4 Dec 2010
Qatar don't promise to safeguard stadium workers | FRI 18
Fools who went to Qatar hit by ban on alcohol at matches | SAT 19
Pre-tournament hysteria still nowhere near fever pitch | SUN 20
Opening match even duller than opening ceremony |
MON 21
Millions 'working from home' so they can watch England v Iran at 1pm | TUE 22
Where did Bargain Hunt, Garden Rescue, Tipping Point and Pointless go? | WED 23
People who promised they wouldn't watch it are already watching it | THU 24
Entire crowd at Uruguay v South Korea match revealed to be fake fans | FRI 25
Pubs empty during England v USA because have you seen the price of a pint? | SAT 26
Qatar attempt to cancel rest of tournament now they've been eliminated | SUN 27
Spain v Germany expected to be a better match than the actual final |
MON 28
Nine days in and hurrah, half the matches have already been played | TUE 29
England and Wales face off in awkward table-deciding grudge match | WED 30
David Beckham describes this tournament as better than the one he was in | THU 1
David Beckham finds the keys to a new luxury yacht outside his hotel room | FRI 2
Match halted due to excessively liberal slogan written on armband | SAT 3
England v Netherlands in unfortunate clash with Hartlepool Utd v Stockport County | SUN 4
We're halfway through! (but over 80% of the matches have already been played) |
MON 5
Gary Lineker kisses Peter Tatchell to test Qatar's so-called LGBT tolerance | TUE 6
Half time entertainment to include stoning of immoral miscreants | WED 7
(oh thank God, two days off) | THU 8
First time the Double Issue Radio Times has included World Cup matches | FRI 9
Either England made the quarter finals or the whole country's lost interest | SAT 10
Twitter permanently collapses after VAR handball penalty incident | SUN 11
Turns out Qatar have paid £200bn to trash their global reputation |
MON 12
Onset of proper Christmas delayed by interminable football overload | TUE 13
Technically England could be in today's semifinal and Wales in tomorrow's | WED 14
Aircon fails in Al Bayt stadium and 100s suffer heatstroke due to lack of beer | THU 15
With 32 teams, nobody has yet completed their Panini sticker album | FRI 16
'Best World Cup ever' title still very much up for grabs | SAT 17
All this winter kerfuffle because a dozen corrupt men were too easily bribed | SUN 18
Some team wins. Less than 3½ years to the next farrago. |
