Take the train to South Woodham Ferrers. Meet your future life partner. Apply to go on the next series of The Traitors. Mix pot pourri. Draw a graph of sweet colours in a tube of Fruit Pastilles. Move your savings to an account with a better rate of interest. Take your old DVDs to a charity shop. Buy new towels. Reread The Phantom Tollbooth. Stock up on tealights.
Start writing your first novel. Go for coffee at Goldie Joe's in Ponders End. Search for audiobooks in your local library. Count daffodils. Cross the Thames on Hammertons Ferry. Select a blend of tea from outside your comfort zone. Visit Winifred Nicholson's Cumbrian Rag Rugs at MIMA in Middlesbrough. Defrost the oldest thing in your freezer. Halve a Brussels sprout. Get your nose pierced.
Nip into the back row at a stranger's wedding. Check your Premium Bonds. Change your email password. Write a letter to your local paper complaining about thoughtless parking. Count your spoons. Watch the last ever weekend of broadcasting on London Live. Floss. Place a bet on Altobelli in the 2.50 at Ascot. Look for Mars and Jupiter after dark. Shoplift an avocado.
Attend the last ever greyhound meeting at Crayford stadium. Buy a book of wordsearches from your local newsagent. Stir a yoghurt anti-clockwise. Book a podiatric appointment. Hunt for snowdrops at RHS Wisley. Play Settlers of Catan. Buy a half-price ticket in the Great British Rail Sale. Tap your barometer. Alight the Oxford Tube at the Lewknor Turn. Take forty winks after lunch.
Reject non-essential cookies. Rifle through a charity shop for a new hat. Cut your toenails. Buy a copy of Whizzer and Chips comic on eBay. Parkrun. Ride the escalators at Heathrow Terminal 5. Go wild swimming. Play a CD you haven't listened to since the 20th century. Take communion. Walk round Harrods for fifteen minutes with no intention of buying anything.
Pull out an unwanted hair. Explore Hampton Court's gardens for free. Ride a local bus to the end of the route. Buy a Creme Egg and stash it away so you can eat it in June. Sign up to a new social media service. Light a candle. Take your yoga mat to Cassiobury Park. Queue for brunch outside Milk Beach in Soho. Explore the top floor of the V&A. Wordle.
Follow Dulwich Hamlet's new manager to Billericay Town. Swap your socks at midday. Go see the new Bob Dylan biopic. Scrub the oven. Phone a family member unexpectedly. Take your daughter to ballet. Draw a cartoon of Beavis and Butthead being attacked by geese. Stuff Dry January. Buy a newspaper. Don your walking boots and squelch through local woodland.
Book a ticket to a summer festival. Check your spam folder. Complete your Self Assessment return. Complete a workout down the gym before breakfast. Upload a 38 second video from the Dangleway. Make a list of all the stations you've been to so far this year. Lick a croissant. Plump up your cushions. Visit a tropical fish showroom on the Essex fringes. Hibernate.
Dye your hair blue. Celebrate Wassail Day at the Village Orchard Dulwich. Stand underneath Spaghetti Junction. Find an unlocked parish church and rearrange all the kneelers. Visit the January Sales. Bake a cake. Criticise the culinary skills of the celebs on Saturday Kitchen. Knit a scarf. Change your name by deed poll. Climb a ladder.
Watch whatever the YouTube algorithm throws up. Shave off one eyebrow. Buy doughnuts from a stall in a shopping mall. Clean your windows. Watch the snooker. Mix together two bags of crisps. Count up all your small change and see how much you can get for it at the garage shop. Board a cruise ship. Despair at the way the world's going. Take up the violin.
Cook one of your grandmother's recipes. Switch your broadband provider. Climb Primrose Hill. Get a manicure. Take the recycling out. Ride the rail replacement bus to Gospel Oak. Soak for an hour in a bubbly bath. Join the waiting list for an allotment. Take a selfie from the wines & spirits aisle at your local supermarket. Make a break for the seaside.
Get someone to cook you a Sunday roast. Wear fancy dress to the cash and carry. Walk to the end of Southport Pier. Throw stones at a Lime bike. Invest in a pair of boxfresh trainers. See Hot Wheels Monster Trucks Live at the Manchester Arena. Pitch and putt. Research your family genealogy. Watch Squid Game 2 using 4G on the Jubilee line. Diet.
Ramble along a riverbank. Henna your forearm. See the Magna Carta at Lincoln Castle. Treat your spouse to some afternoon delight. Plan your dream kitchen. Switch off Pick of the Pops after 1994 because 2001 wasn't much cop. Cancel a subscription. Give your local kebab shop a 5-star review on Tripadvisor. Watch a Christmas movie on Netflix. Sell your bitcoin.
Tackle the prize crossword. Jazz up your breakfast with sausages and/or pancakes. Buy some Vicar of Dibley stamps at your local Post Office. Stand inside Outernet. Upgrade to first class. Step inside Lush and inhale deeply. Discover all that Bexleyheath has to offer. Feed ducks. Meet bikers at the Kempton Park Motorcycle Jumble. Take the National Express.
Splash out on cocktails. Watch Tower Bridge lift. Pretend to drive around Kidderminster on Streetview. Buy a kitten. Stand on one leg in the middle of Waterloo Bridge. View Mike Kelley's sculptures at Tate Modern. Enjoy all the trimmings at a Toby Carvery. Moisturise. Hire an e-scooter and explore Milton Keynes. Go for a beigel at 3am.
Watch Harlequins tackle Glasgow Warriors in the European Champions Cup. Slurp a barista's impressive froth. Walk the long way round IKEA. Weigh yourself. Eat Doritos all the way through Michael McIntyre's Big Show. Beat your Geoguessr high score. Wear a vest. See how far a £20 note will get you in a Soho pub. Climb Scafell Pike. Rewatch Twin Peaks.
Sit in the front seat on the DLR. Throw a dinner party. Visit a random street in the London borough of Sutton. Fly abroad. Pour vinegar on a bag of chippie chips. Start a Duolingo course in Danish. Enjoy a restricted view at the Royal Opera House. Have a bowl of Shredded Wheat. See London in fog from the top of Horizon 22. Hoover.
See Van Gogh at the National Gallery in the small hours. Grab a raspberry croissant from Cafe Nero. Spend six hours on a Playstation. Book an eye test. Iron shirts. Sleep over at the Science Museum. Lie on a trolley in a hospital corridor. Throw away your cheque books. Endure a morning at the soft play centre. Attend the London Short Film Festival.
Buy tulips. See the light sculptures on the South Bank. Watch Wristmeetrazor live at the Attic Bar in Glasgow. Stand outside a station with a rack of religious tracts. Chip a puppy. Take piano lessons. Grill fish fingers and Alphabites for the kids' dinner. Alphabetise your bookshelves. Take arty photos of a concrete viaduct. Learn to crochet.
Hunt for bargains at Shepherds Bush Market. Buy noodles at Camden Market. Walk an alpaca. Wear your best spangly jacket to ABBA Voyage. Sail to France. Get married. Chain yourself to the railings in front of Buckingham Palace. Open a packet of chocolate digestives. Pick holes in a blogpost. Stay in bed.
