In Barking and Dagenham I thought OK that's quite enough, I should probably go home now.
In Barnet the hotel was still heavily promoting a wedding fair they held in March 2022.
In Bexley I admired the two Empathy Revolution elephants placed there by Elephantman.
In Brent I noted that a Full Leg Wax only costs 50% more than a Half Leg Wax.
In Camden an elderly lady in a floppy floral hat outshone the hollyhocks behind her.
In the City I picked up a copy of The Standard and it was only borderline toxic this week.
In Ealing we pulled up alongside a throbbing blue and yellow Yvonne Bradley.
In Greenwich the Next Train arrow at Abbey Wood switched to point at the wrong train 1 minute before departure.
In Hackney an angry man in a bucket hat ranted until someone gave him a bottle of water.
In Hammersmith and Fulham the American family were not enjoying the mechanical savagery of their UK trip.
In Haringey the three topless sunbathers in the park were vastly outnumbered by nearby pigeons.
In Hounslow I was looking at the lobsters when it started raining.
In Islington the pawnbroker's £/$ exchange rate was given to five decimal places.
In Kensington and Chelsea five chunks of melon had been left on a bench.
In Kingston the surveyor broke off from using his digital level and hid in a storeroom.
In Lambeth I was given a free pack of 'zingy' German wet wipes.
In Lewisham I was surprised by the emergence of four twisty signature ventilation columns.
In Merton the Wimbledon branding is already everywhere but the cycle park is now suspended.
In Newham we finished Squid Game 2 two hours before they released Squid Game 3, annoyingly.
In Redbridge the grass is looking terribly yellow (and the football car park sign is new).
In Richmond all the cakes and pastries had been reduced to £2, somewhat desperately.
In Southwark I realised that if I'd planned this better I could probably have gone to all of them.
In Sutton Fiko supposedly offers a skin fade for €16, and even if it's £16 it's still good value.
In Tower Hamlets I took four books out of the library but they don't have the Stevenson.
In Waltham Forest the ranty vaping woman blamed everyone except herself.
In Wandsworth a man in a blue conical party hat walked past Pizza Village carrying an umbrella.
In Westminster I picked up a copy of City AM magazine and it had four features about luxury watches.
I did not go to Havering again.
I didn't go to Bromley, Croydon, Enfield, Harrow or Hillingdon either.
I also went to Surrey but I didn't see anything interesting there.
