diamond geezer

 Wednesday, February 15, 2006

So, how do you remember your PIN?

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 Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Valentines classified

Thanks to all those of you who emailed in your romantic Valentine's messages.

Big Smoochums luvs her little Fluffybun. Mucho cuddlesies x x	Diamonds are a girl's best friend. But maybe next year, eh? cheapbling.com	topgal - u is da hottie, u is da bomb, luv u 4eva, big up yrself, fink ur gr8 - kewldude	Forgotten Valentine's Day? It's not too late! Romantic weekends in Hull still available lastsecond.com	MC - I've been stalking you since 2003. Meet me outside your front door now. N
Girls! Prove how much you love him! Spend the evening twiddling together on the X-Box joystick.net	Ellie - I'm cheating on your husband. Every Thursday night after work. He says you're frigid. Dawn	Forgotten Valentine's Day? Better stock up on knife resistant clothing now, just in case. thickvest.com	Alan - will you get off that bloody internet and talk to me for once?! Hilary	Does she need McMuffin? Have a romantic dinner for two at the Golden Arches tonight. mcburgers.com
Pedro - You bring me to my knees. Same cubicle, same time tonight? George	Forgotten Valentine's Day? We deliver emergency chocolate body paint to your door! choccy2U.co.uk	Smoochy Wibblechops loves his little Cutesypie. Thiiiiiis much. Luv u lots and lots xxx	It's the perfect day for syphillis, genital warts and gonorrhea! Have yourself a great VD! stdclinic.org	roses are red, violets are blue, orchids are too expensive, so will cheap chocolates do? Dean
Forgotten Valentine's Day? Then buy yourself a diary, you useless twat. makeadate.com	Mr Piggywiggy wants to snuffle his Mrs Piggywiggy. Your sty or mine?	Alone again on Feb 14th? Ring our chatline on 0900 666666 and go it alone. calls cost £5/min	Darling Fiancé - I'm planning to divorce you six months after our wedding for half your money - K	Whatever you buy her won't be good enough. So just buy something silky you can drool over. skimpies.com
Snarky - tell you what, you watch Holby City tonight and I'll go down the pub - Muggle	Perfume needn't cost the earth. Ours costs 99p a bottle. smellsofwee.com	connor - the baby's due just after our GCSEs, see you down the bikeshed for a spliff & vodka - jade	Are you sad and single? Don't worry, it's much less stressful than being sad and coupled. samaritans.org	Brian - Let's have the wedding list at John Lewis. Will you civil partnership me? Kevin

(and sorry about the adverts, but I've been getting a lot of visitors clicking through recently - most of whom have absolutely no idea what they're doing here - so I thought I might as well exploit them for cash)

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