Saturday, November 11, 2017
With everyone's thoughts turning to festive shopping, I'm pleased to announce that the Diamond Geezer Christmas Shop is now open.
Three wonderful gifts have been specially selected for the DG readership, featuring favourite phrases and sayings from the commentariat.
Pick the gift which best matches your point of view, and make your selection from the drop-down menu.
MUG - £5.99
Keep this high quality ceramic receptacle by your laptop to use as inspiration when you read a sentence that isn't constructed the way you'd have done it.
BASEBALL CAP - £7.99
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Wear this hand-stitched cotton headgear with pride whenever you spot an oversight, omission or inaccuracy which offends your better judgement.
T-SHIRT - £11.99
Don this defensive garment to vent your anger at yet another tedious post about railways, bus stops or so-called places of interest.
To complete your purchase, simply swipe your contactless card against the screen.
All goods will be despatched within 24 hours, and should be with you by 23rd December.
Place of safety:
Buy now while stocks last, and before some newly-published irksome post appears.
And keep a closed eye on social media for the imminent appearance of the long-awiated Diamond Geezer Christmas advert!